mutantkinjaturtle
mutantkinjaturtle
mutantkinjaturtle

So it's like 70s-era Penthouse then.

I posted about this down thread, but I've read that smiling is actually an important part of the feedback loop with your brain that allows you to experience joy.

My dad's second cousin proposed to three separate women over the course of about ten years (he's a romantic…) with three separate diamond rings. All three said "no", so after the third one he gave up, and had all three rings made into a gold and diamond pendant for himself.

I'd recommend Dr. Quintard Taylor's book "In Search of the Racial Frontier: African Americans in the American West, 1528-1990" which talks about this and really the black west in general. It's super interesting and covers all of this and more.

You didn't miss my point at all. Bless your heart though.

That's like saying "People played football in America? No way!" At the end of an article giving lots of very detailed and specific insights into how the NFL came to exist.

The point, informative. Like how it informed me that they had a law that forbade black people from living in their state. I had no idea, I know I can not be the only one.

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

Why is this not a pamphlet given to every young boy?

Yeah. The use of "hot" in that case was really creeping me out

The basic theme is dudes being truly incapable of seeing the plain truth that the girl is not interested. You gotta play in your own league. Hint: If it's 8th grade, and her name is Ashley, she's out of your league.

Guys, if the crush happened in 5th grade or below, she was the prettiest or cutest girl, not the hottest. We don't see hotness until puberty, this is science.

You know you're learning a language and can understand individual words you're reading but those individual words don't really give you context to understand the sentences...this is how I felt reading this article in my native language.

Wear the fun-ky fun-ky eye-patch.

"Sometimes with a dick so incredibly pulsatingly hard that it hurts..."

While the idea that condoms won't fit on your penis is certainly false, there are definitely brands that I've found to be uncomfortably snug. So, you know, I buy different ones. Pretty simple life hack, really.

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Does Fry's Mom's dream count? Even at the end of the show, they were still changing things up. His parents didn't seem too concerned (blah blah movie doppelganger time travel paradox) that their son was gone. Fry was happy that everyone he know and his old life was gone. But dear lord this episode gets me with Fry not…

It's not genre but one of the most awesome uses of this was Lorna Morello on "Orange is the New Black."