mutantkinjaturtle
mutantkinjaturtle
mutantkinjaturtle

So it's like 70s-era Penthouse then.

I posted about this down thread, but I've read that smiling is actually an important part of the feedback loop with your brain that allows you to experience joy.

My dad's second cousin proposed to three separate women over the course of about ten years (he's a romantic…) with three separate diamond rings. All three said "no", so after the third one he gave up, and had all three rings made into a gold and diamond pendant for himself.

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

Why is this not a pamphlet given to every young boy?

Yeah. The use of "hot" in that case was really creeping me out

The basic theme is dudes being truly incapable of seeing the plain truth that the girl is not interested. You gotta play in your own league. Hint: If it's 8th grade, and her name is Ashley, she's out of your league.

Guys, if the crush happened in 5th grade or below, she was the prettiest or cutest girl, not the hottest. We don't see hotness until puberty, this is science.

You know you're learning a language and can understand individual words you're reading but those individual words don't really give you context to understand the sentences...this is how I felt reading this article in my native language.

"Sometimes with a dick so incredibly pulsatingly hard that it hurts..."

While the idea that condoms won't fit on your penis is certainly false, there are definitely brands that I've found to be uncomfortably snug. So, you know, I buy different ones. Pretty simple life hack, really.

Cyber Crimes detectives use a program that accesses the gnutella/edonkey/ares type of P2P networks, similar to programs like bearshare or kazaa except that the app the police use was designed and configured to use geo-location of IP addresses to identify IP's (using subnet lists provided by ISP's operating in their

@Drew,....yes there are real Scientologists. About 10 years ago I had the misfortune of falling in love with a scientologist, who actually purchased the e-meter and several books and tapes. This person lived in Maryland, and every year would go to the scientology center in Clearwater Fl. for about 3 months to get a

Not sure what gym you are talking about - however:
I lift nearly every single day. I've turned fitness and bodybuilding into a hobby.

Every gym I go too, be it a chain or some small garage start-up; one thing is certain... There is always people there, always people getting fit.
If you go as often as I do, you would

I commented here a short while ago and said C-SPAN is the greatest reality TV show no one is watching. After this video clip? I rest my case.

The big hair covers her soft fontanelle!

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.