Out of all of this, all I can think is that Dutch-Vietnamese isn't that "wild" of a mix of ethnicities.

I've made plain maple syrup cookies, which are spectacular and super yummy with a hot drink. Adding chocolate chips sounds superfluous, and not really good. But I abhor putting syrup on chocolate chip pancakes.

Rolling Stone reference is inadvertent, but staying.

I found the Cook's Illustrated recipe a few years ago, and no other chocolate chip cookie has been worth making since. It has brown sugar-white sugar mix, but you melt and toast the butter, which makes it crispier and use dark brown sugar, which tastes more caramel-like. If I didn't have time to do the whole butter…

I'd wear it to a music festival, if it was a less awful pattern. As is, it's indistinguishable from overalls I would've worn in kindergarten.

French's Folly sounds like a British nickname for chlamydia.

I'm not going to lie and say size doesn't matter, but "monster-like" is not a good selling point for me.

Bahahaha that is fucking ridiculous and sad, but also a little frightening. That seems only a few stops away from banning women from the public eye. Everyone knows youre naked underneath those clothes, slattern!

Yeah, I was raised Catholic and my mom breastfed us all until age two or until we refused to latch. If anything, a mother sacrificing her body to care for her baby gets all the Catholicism points.

Identical twins mildly—mildly—creep me out a tiny bit, no matter what. It just naturally trips me out of there to be two people who look exactly alike. I know that is my personal issue, and I don't hold it against people.

You can see her knee-face through the fabric! That should've been the singular red flag that it's too tight, Kim.

Old JRTs are grey, bearded and crotchety as fuck. Way different than young ones for sure!

My friend allowed us to pick out our own dressed based on her wedding colors, which included cream. Several of us picked white-ish dresses and she approved.

I feel genuinely confused right now. I really don't see how she looks different than lost other pageant competitors. Fit but not too skinny has been "the look" for the past couple of years. I guess she has a slightly thicker waist but it's not like that's due to carrying any extra weight. She looks great and…

My mother always had the same approach with clothing. She was very strict and anxious about many things, weirdly, but always said "you're only young once" about anything I wore. If anything I think it helped prevent some other, weirder teenage acting out.

I think if it was shimmery or sparkled like the dress, it would be better, but damn. Damn.

THE TRAIN! Oh my.

I hate to paint another layer of shit onto this smelly wall, but many of these troglodytes probably consider black women to be inherently lower on their scale of women, and therefore 'easier' to obtain than the perfect 10 California Blond they'd prefer.

It makes her waist look itty bitty, but also like a cake? Like too much like a cake. And I love cake.

It's extra odd because I think she has very warm and beautiful smile.