Beyonce is always eerily calm. That facade never cracks. She turns it on when performing and then powers down everything else.

She used to dress so much better pre-Kanye. She was a good role model in one arena, and that was dressing as a short and curvy lady.

Ahem!

Debbie Downer? Did you think no one found the thought of a teenage girl being brutally murdered was a sad story? Did you honest to fucking God read this story and not find it a "downer?"

Re: J-Law Wedding.

I think that might be true! I will spread it.

There are increasing numbers of Columbia Heights bro sightings.

Arrested Development. The actress may look familiar because she has played a main character's best friend or short-run girlfriend in everything. Everything. And she is the best.

I knew they were going to pull that as soon as he went to go see the baby, and it kind of pissed me off. So overdone.

"Mom's been like all dead and stuff for six years Dad!"

If that's unintentional, it is hands down the worst clothing print design I've ever seen.

He played with goddamn puppets. Suspicious as hell.

It's not difficult for boring ol' Americans to get some abroad in Europe either.

I think people are referring to this study. It actually references "threats and sexually explicit" messages, not death threats specifically, but the numbers are 25:1.

That kid is working the Myspace angle hard.

He's certainly not ugly, but he looks more like a teenage boy than a teenage boy looks like him. Know what I mean?

They are both obviously awful, but it is odd none of the links have a photo of her accomplice. Especially since he is still wanted by the police.

My friend suggested she was in North Korea, considering the way the rest of the film had progressed.

I've had a one-night stand attempt to remove a condom when switching positions, so no. But regardless I'd make a one night stand use a condom.