Simple solution: Don’t go on cruises, it’s like a airplane on water, you can’t escape and you are fucked depending on weather. 

Make MSG great again 

1.5PSI Low in the left rear. Should have used a digital gauge

Must have been an underinflated tire.

I can’t buy into Ryan Reynolds reinvention as some wholesome family comedian. He was perfectly cast as Deadpool for a reason, and trying to be a millennial knockoff of Willy Wonka because his kids are old enough to watch his films isn’t cutting it.

Gibberish is fine. I'll worry when it starts communicating through a bald woman in a short robe.

I’m sure Chris Pratt will be great as Link. 

Main trouble area for the Jeep Wrangler appears to be the Jeep Wrangler.

Elon Musk claimed that the (fill in the blank) Company would build (high number) of (noun, literally anything) per (time period, small number)

I thought he was more enthusiastic in his drilling. What with trying to re-populate the planet and everything. 

Thank you for sharing the Galloway story.  Very cool company I’ve never even heard mentioned.  I’d love to read a book on the history and models they produced.

I like turtles

i will always star python

Because you clicked on this article and would have scrolled past the nobody.

notice how he only talks in supply and not demand.

THE ALL NEW CHEVY CRAMRO

Holy fuck lol

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I’ve had Culver’s. I would be pissed if I paid $14 for it in a pub. It’s good enough, but it’s also not better than In N Out.

I like the fries when hot.  But I’m strange that way, and I don’t do “animal style”.