The Model S is in NO WAY original, but it IS pretty. It’s a pastiche of every high-end Euro car - but I will take that over the graceless lumps that are the 3 and the Y. Or whatever the heck the CyberTurd is supposed to be.

This is a really dumb take.

You can say it til your face turns blue, but congestion pricing is not regressive.

Part of the problem is that it runs trains at high speeds through notoriously flat Florida where they cross 178 rail street-level crossings over 66.5 miles.

Part of the problem is that it runs trains at high speeds through notoriously flat Florida where they cross 178 rail street-level crossings over 66.5 miles.

Finally, a late-model Porsche drops in value.

One time I was driving to work and I got hit with a massive attack of IBS and there was a Burger King to the left of the road so I swerved across 4 lanes at speed and right over a curb-height divider I didn’t register was there. I was in a heavily used 10 year old Corolla at the time. It incurred zero damage.

In all honesty, this comes back to the fundamental question: what is the point of a digital licence plate if it’s not for this sort of nonsense? It’s more expensive than stamped aluminium, requires power, can fail, and can be tampered with in an occluded manner. Who, other than people looking to commit moving…

Ah. Insurance fraud, I get it now.

Still the most amazing dipshits driving these things around.

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I would like to think that they all apologized to each other, piled in that Subaru, bottoming out the suspension, and then proceeded to bankrupt the local Golden Corral.

“Tesla Cybercab Will Be Remote Controlled Until FSD Improves”

First gear: so, do I have this right? A presumably huge room full of low-paid staffers/remote drivers that are expected to pay super-close attention to everything going on around a car by watching screens and listening for warming beeps? Notwithstanding the possibility that they’re going to be chatting with the…

I miss the good old days when all it took to change a hurricane’s course was a Sharpie.

Hey! Respect the OG! The Acura ZDX beat the X4 by 5 years AND proved that no one would buy them!

If it’s global warming, that’s not possible because humans can’t impact the weather.

This is why I hate JD so much. He literally wrote a/the book describing the stupidity of the right-wing lower class base, then exploited that information (and them) for votes to further his political career.

There have been a lot of iconic cigarette liveried race cars over the years, but no one will ever outdo Lotus and John Player Special.

I have an older Sienna (2007). Nothing like rolling up to Home Depot and getting 120 pickets and 3 6x8 sheets of plywood and fitting it ALL inside the van (middle seats gone, back flipped down) to make guys in F-150s question their manliness.