mustardayonnais
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mustardayonnais

soo...Why is this on Jalopnik?

I have an oddly irrational dislike of that primer grey look. It’s somehow more bland looking than beige.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude!

Best to leave on a high note.

I can’t wait for this clown’s skeletons to start emerging from his undoubtedly well-stocked closet. One look at him tells me that he has dirty laundry stacked up to the ceiling in there...

You know who really ought to be mad? Salieri.

Remember, her husband was forcing her to do this.

Good. I’m glad they didn’t put some milquetoast wannabe centrist out there. This is what the Republican party is right now. And the whole country can see it, and decide if that’s what they want to support. No more hiding behind small business/low taxes/family values bullshit anymore. Trump exposed you all, and you can

Honestly, I thought about taking the time to adjust lighting on the pacifier, but instead decided to get the post out. Now I wish I’d taken another pass

You don’t know anything about game development or working in general. Incredibly delusional post. Go experience some reality.

‘GameMill’, how appropriate.

I know, right? It’s great when you can just open the sliding doors, slow down, and push the kids out, instead of having to come to a complete stop and have the moms behind you honk at you!

Stop, stop.

they also know when my kid has pushed the button prematurely and i have half my body hanging out of the car. toyota figured this out at least by 2014 (obviously far before that) but ol tesla just hasnt gotten there yet in 2023.

i thought your catchphrase was “I love you”

As a person who has gotten dings in my car and seen kids ding doors while they and parents walk away and don’t so much as leave a note, I fully endorse the proposition that any family with kids under 10 should be required to have sliding doors on their car. 

I was a kid that got his head caught in the sliding door of a minivan when a adult was closing it before lol.

I will die there with you.