If I had $15k to literally burn, I’d buy this and burn it. What an abomination.

Guy must be a big Aerosmith fan

NICE FUCKIN MODEL *honk honk*

Well, that accounts for that Sunday, but how about apologizing for every other day you’ve existed in the public sphere?

Well, that accounts for that Sunday, but how about apologizing for every other day you’ve existed in the public sphere?

To think, the Aztek was just 1 proportion away from true greatness...so close!

Tell me you’ve never been to a minor league hockey game, without saying you haven’t been to a minor league hockey game.

I don’t know what that means, but Google says it’s a part number for Caterpillar.

Lets make sure to cover the rest of the story from the trib

 All that they need to do is get Vin Diesel to do their commercials. And get him to change his name to Vin Electric. And figure out how to make a halfway decent vehicle 

They should consider themselves lucky that Hertz didn’t have them arrested instead.

‘I am on the board’

Man, Musk really shit the bed ruining this relationship.

Don’t worry, Lawrence has a habit of doubling down when he is wrong. But then he did write a different article (golf tournament thing) that has been circulating for days elsewhere.

Biological AI

And the slideshow presentation is particularly galling. This could have been a couple paragraph synopsis of what we all knew coming into the conversation, but no. Gotta get those clicks.

Yeah, it’s out of control. Our kids race alpine and also ski XC for fun, as my wife and I also ski. So in total we are looking at 8 pairs alpine skis, 5 pairs alpine poles, 4 sets XC skis and poles. Alpine and XC boots all around. 3 large skis bags, 4 overnight bags, one ski tuning toolbox, one large cooler and…

Major League Eating

anyone else need a diagram to explain what the holy fuck is going on in this story? Neither of the pictured children are hers, but she’s demanding Tony Shart let her see one of the ones that IS hers (can she see the other one? Does she not WANT to see the other one? In deleting her tweet, does she not want to see the…

That whole “There once was a man from Nantucket” poem just got more interesting...