The planet is dying, but he got to the desert and back to Los Altos OK.

This place is fundamentally broken.

I like that he's dumb enough to teyro make this. But man he is dumb enough to try to make this. 

Bragging? No. I didn’t say it to boast. I simply stated I did it because why should someone who does something that is morally and legally responsible have to hide it, while crimes are elevated to meme and legend status? I was raised on “if you see something, say something.”

Real Question: Is anyone legit using the “metavers?” Sort of has all the vibes of chat roulette but in VR.

And the cyber.

Forget fauci, it’s all about Hunter Biden’s laptop now because long COVID took away my short term memory

this is the right answer.  

Is a nuclear test site that shut 65 years ago, and has been pointed to as a failure of American environmental policy, really meant to be a ‘gotcha’ here?

and or we have vehicle inspections like the German TUV. 

“dang dude, who tinkled in your cheerios this morning”

Damn. It looks like The Monopoly Guy is back on the cocaine again.

The thief taunted police by tossing jars of Grey Poupon out the window as he drove. 

Once again: billionaires (which Beyonce and her family are) do not give the slightest shit about you. There is no reason to cape for them or idolize them in this way. Also, this part:

Unfortunately people seem to be bad at comparing costs like that, if we were good at it then places that are prone to natural disasters wouldn’t have the populations that they do.

I had a deconstructed deviled egg once. The yolk was smashed down and drizzled with a mustard aioli but it was separated on the plate from the egg white which had been freeze dried and then whipped into something more akin to soft serve than egg.

Why not stick to the standard? How fast can it complete the Kessel Run?

With the sails installed, the Pyxis Ocean’s voyage from China to Brazil is predicted to take six weeks. On a traditional voyage powered by fuel alone, the same journey can take anywhere between 20 and 40 days to compete.

Glad someone else beat me to it, I was about to bang the hell out of my keyboard. All practical, and the only digital stich is the muffler rolling across the floor... only because the studio just wasn’t large enough to do it.