Same, except it’s a 14 year old Civic with less than 65000 miles on it. :p

Amazing isn’t it?

I just got my Sienna last year as well as starting my new job. Hopefully I will be at your level in 12 years. 

Brawndo’s got electrolytes. You expect students to drink water, like out of the toilet?

All I know is that it made Enola gay.

Is he packing a Fat Man or a Little Boy?

(Oppenheimer pulls his pants down)

Can you really call it a copy if they fixed everything that was wrong with the original version? 

Lamborghini Countach. Absolutely horrible to sit in, let alone drive. I just cannot imagine driving any kind of distance in one of these without wanting to push it off a cliff (or sell it on BaT) at the end of the journey.

To be fair, Miata is always the answer, for better or worse. 

We were lucky enough to watch it traverse the streets of LA on its way to the CSC back in 2012 or whenever. That was a pretty amazing event.

Should’ve called it the Rolls-Royce 6000 Sux.

Now I am become Skipper, destroyer of Dream Houses. 

Disney hasn’t had a bonafide hit that didn’t require an asterisk this year.

Oh, good. I needed an image to finish my chart. Thank you.

Same picture came to my mind. Unless Musk did some work he’d probably be out of breath after one round.

Did you really “so-so” national treasure?!? That movie IS a national treasure. The second film is “so-so”.

He has one of Trumps special BMI scales, he is the fittest CEO in the world

I hated that movie.

Where the hell is Romancing the Stone (and its sequel)? As far as Indy imitators go, it’s not only the first out of the gate, but it was also very influential in its own right. Half the adventure movies on this list steals its its romance dynamic.