Well hey, I didnt even know e-ink plates were a thing. I’m 3 years behind the times, I guess. 700 clams plus another 7/mo for this thing? I respect the BLM hat-tip but honestly this seems overall pretty lame

“Better fusion technology” has been “around the corner” for 30+ years. Good luck with that

First off, grammar. Try it out. That’s a genuinely remarkable string of run-on gobbledigook.

Also, wipe your nose.  It’s smelly and brown

I pick my kids up in my bugeye wagon all. the. damn. time.

Thank you! I saw spider man 2 in the theater and was completely at sea as to why everyone thought it was so good. It’s... fine? I actually re-watched with my kids about a month ago, and it hasn’t aged well. It’s a solid 5/10.

St. Peter’s going to forgo calling you, and instead Zoom you on this laptop

St. Peter’s going to forgo calling you, and instead Zoom you on this laptop

For influencers who are keen on finding new ways to capture the small, honest moments of their lives

Ready Player One, you say? So in the future our kids will live like hobos in stacked shipping containers?

Oh please don’t give them any ideas

And yet, consider the case of Dealio Lockhart. Killed 3 people and seriously injured 4 others in Los Angeles while street racing on the 5. 22 years sentence.

THIS. It will be comical. I would guess the original NEO GEO carts are, by themselves, bigger than either an original Gameboy or the Analogue Pocket.  And oriented sideways!  LOL

reading helps

I’m willing to wager that most people who claim it will be ‘the best truck’ haven’t owned a truck before.

A hand calculator has more computing power than what put the men on the moon. A USB CHARGER has more power. A decent smartphone, by contrast, has literally millions of times the computing power of an Apollo-era spacecraft.

So many others missing on this list. For me, the 1970's toyota pickup. I mean, come on, the 22R is one of the most reliable engines of that era, and dead simple to wrench on.

Sorry, you don’t qualify as a pizza snob because you don’t like Pizza Hut. That would require Pizza Hut to make actual pizza.

I know, right? Like, what the hell was David Simon thinking for his shitty little drama?

the CEO told employees that they shouldn’t take the day off, but rather work to earn “capital, and therefore our freedom.”

Honestly not really surprised. Every Andre Nemec show I’ve ever seen is not good. At all. Mystified how he continues to get work at that level.