This study makes little sense. More expensive synthetic oils are supposed to excel at long intervals of time and mileage, and possibly higher heat conditions. With a 3,000 mile oil change in my grandmother’s car I wouldn’t expect too much of a difference. Tell me about 10,000 miles, 6 months, and high engine…

I liked it when the fad got so intense that people were hacking up old real guitars to make them into these, so it looked and felt more accurate while they pretended to play fake music.

First...the car industry has proven that there are no bad ideas that they won’t try, at least once.

I AM NOMAD. WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND, TACO CREATOR.

Somehow you make some great points. This idea is hilarious though, it’s basically one of those child car seats with a steering wheel on it. What might be more likely is an integrated steering wheel/pedal setup for playing racing games while being chauffeured around by a robot.

Pretty much the car version of this:

This is about bad ideas, so stop having awesome ones.

I AM NOMAD. MY PURPOSE IS CLEAR. TACO TUESDAY. PERFECTION. TACOS ON TUESDAY. HALF OFF.

Forget the manual transmission, if you want a really impractical autonomous car, fit it with a manual coolant pump. The whole time it drives you around, you need to turn a crank that keeps the motors and batteries cool. If you stop, it will catch fire and kill you.

I just realized I need an electric car with a shaker hood scoop.

You know that Top Gear challenge with the two cars stacked? One controlling the steering and the other acceleration/deceleration?

SHE’S A CHICKEN!

But I flap the paddles.

Seems good to me.

God. All that for a fucking Sebring.

If you ever find yourself in this situation, (you shouldn’t, a car should never be worth risking your life unless the car is going to save your life) and you literally have no other options, please at least put the removed wheel under the brake rotor.

Read the headline, thought “dollar says it so they can get home after getting snoggered at the pub” - Bingo. Thanks Aussies, I just won a buck...from myself!

Even if you part it out, I think you’d get more than $500. Drive it around for as long as you can and then part out the rest. Slam dunk.