The Mustang II community agrees, let the era of Mustang II Eleanor builds begin!!!

When every single headline, social media comment, and news story is virtually indistinguishable from The Onion these days... mine’s broken.

You drank lead based paint chips through the garden hose, didn’t ya?

Thoughts and prayers sent, I’m over it.

What should they build? Three words: Coyote Powered Pinto. Sure, you’ll die if you get rear-ended, but it’s not like anything could keep up with you!

1. Fuel gauge in my truck had quit working at 1/8th of a tank, which I didn’t yet know. It was no big deal, I coasted to the entrance of a gas station, but didn’t have enough momentum to get to the pump.

Wrong.

Why does the Richard Petty tribute Supra look so damned good? Seriously, it’s the first time I’ve seen one of these BMW-built bastards and liked it.

Stellantis. If it wasn’t for Ram and Jeep, nobody would care at all that they were still in the US market, and even Ram and Jeep are going to fall away soon with the “WTF?” decisions that have been made with the brand lately. It would have been Nissan if it wasn’t for that, but Rogues and Kicks-es are still going to…

Non pilot here: Chuck Yeager would’ve landed that sumbitch on the first try.

Aww is widdle Chaddywaddy upset with his twuckywucky?

From personal experience, I’m not surprised at all to see so many Michelin tires. I’m also not surprised to see Hankook, as all three of the big Korean brands (Hankook, Nexen, Kumho) are a fantastic value. What I am surprised about is the lack of Firestone and Bridgestone. I’ve put more than 70,000 miles on both…

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My nominees?

I’ve had three Mustang IIs. They’re fantastic cars to have fun with.

Selling every damned one of my old projects.

Are you kidding? It's smaller than the trunk of my Toyota Avalon!

I don’t need to drive it (in fact, I wouldn’t), sit inside it, or own it to see all of the stories about it, or talk to my friend who works at the factory in Austin. I’ve worked on cars for over two decades, including a Model T and several BMW i8s (and everything in between, for that matter), and the moment I found…

The fact that his supporters are so stupid that they can’t fathom that this will hurt THEM is scary.

It’s the ugliest truck, with the tiniest bed, with the most problems... what’s not to like?