This is freaking adorable.

That’s the best looking Mustang II I’ve ever seen.

To be fair, Will Smith was using an aircraft that was specifically designed for the condition it was working in (earth’s atmosphere, gravity, etc), plus he presumably had some knowledge of the terrain he was working in. Poor alien had a lot working against him.

Well that’s what happens when you try to outmaneuver Will Smith through a canyon.

doubt they could find the word fact in a dictionary

Those idiots couldn’t find a fact in an encyclopedia haha

I can’t wait!!!

Fair enough.

“If you needed to haul a pickup truck or big SUV, you couldn’t do it with U-Haul before”

Oh, that would be incredible.

Ooooooh! We use the u-haul trailer when we race lemons... this new one looks FANCY.
We need U-Haul to create a weekend warrior racing divison to rent out enclosed trailers with sleeping provisions, haha.

To me the answer is obvious. The teams need to Abandon NASCAR. Think CART/IRL. Blow it up and let the France Mob sink with their irredeemable ship.

Hah, could you tell the Republicans?  Start with Paul Ryan please.

Well, we RE-elected a man who’s clearly and repeatedly demonstrated his willingness to cheat, steal, and defraud absolutely everyone he can to enrich himself. And in the interim, he has started a number of shady business ventures (crypto, social media, NFTs, and the like) which he will now be in the position to regulat…

This is probably the most factually-correct joke-answer I’ve read in quite some time.

Crazy answer: A triple diesel engine pickup truck with a 6 inch lift installed at the factory. I mean, the EPA’s going to get a gut punch, too, so might as well make a FerdRamChev F-Teenthousand Denali with a 6.7 Power Stroke up front, a 6.6 Duramax in the middle, and a 6.7 Cummins bringing up the rear.

I think the artificial engine sounds are driven largely by EU noise regulations.  There is only so much that can be done to have a quiet exhaust AND make it sound great.

Pumped in “engine” noises. I had it on my ‘19 GLI and it was truly obnoxious. The car was wonderful, but man I couldn’t have hit the turn off button(Thank God) fast enough. Why put the development effort into this instead of a nice exhaust?

Snarky, Brownell.

I would have preferred a slideshow.