Ah, so you can understand it when someone goes by a new name?

Except the U.S. can’t rename the whole body of water. Only the part it controls. So no, it shouldn’t rename the whole gulf. It should draw a little dotted line 12 miles from the shore and call THAT the Gulf of America and maybe add a little caption that reads “Happy now, you fucking pissbaby Nazis?”

This isn't a small town in the USA, it's a large gulf, shared by the US and Mexico. Fuck Google and fuck Apple. And certainly fuck Trump and the Republicans. It's called the gulf of Mexico.

Kill yourself.

Fuck Biden and Garland too for being so inept that they couldn’t put him away or down in 3 years.

Fuck tRump and his idiot deplorables.  He’s a fucking treasonous POS.

We aren’t.  We’re just almost never referring to the territorial waters that a president can rename.  We’re mostly talking about the area of international navigation.  Which is almost all of it.

They are capitalist, which adheres to no policy.

Anyone remember how we were going to rename french fries “freedom fries” because the French opposed the invasion of Iraq?

Bunch of beta babies, or something of the sort.

Exactly what I came to say. Goddamn cowards. 

Cowards

We live in the dumbest timeline

The fact that he’s still alive guarantees this

That noise you’re hearing is the sound of every NRA exec finally achieving an erection, having finally found an actual “good guy with a gun” story to crow about.

The elusive Good Guy With A Gun That Stops A Bad Guy With A Gun, in its natural habitat, has rarely been spotted, but always talked about as if they’re not one of the rarest breeds of human.