I’ll go with the licking.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

If the rocks are caused by the sneezes I’d say handle the rocks first and I’ll live with the sneezing. I mean, I’d want the rocks out, one way or another.

Ordinarily I’d say that rocks shooting out of ones dick or vagina would be tops on the list of things I’d want to ask my doctor about. That said, if it’s happening from when I sneeze I might say “Hey Doc, we need to do something about these sneezes I’m experiencing. They’re causing rocks to shoot out of my nethers and…

TBH, I simply cannot imagine a bigger problem than rocks shooting out of my dick.

Physical labor will sometimes loosen it, as will bungee jumping, bouncing on a trampoline, dirt bike riding, and even a violent sneeze.

No, but I do remember when Dodge gave us shit small cars. That SRT was all hard plastic and bad handling.

Oh man, remember when Dodge gave a shit about small cars?

The grease, while likely reducing the effort required to ream the hole, was probably not such a good idea. Those rope plugs have a self vulcanizing goop on them and I would suspect the grease may interfere with that.

I think the only way I’d be okay with this is if it was a long shot of Brian playing with his kids or walking down the street, just as a sort of cameo as the rest of the crew drives by (or something.) A quick enough shot to show that, yes, he is still alive in this universe but not part of the scene anymore. Anything…

By making this cotd,you are legitimizing automatics.

Problem was it was too fast and too furious

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

Where’s my gluten-free, vegan, fair trade option, Torch?

Who?

I can meme at 2000 doge per minute.

I don’t want kids. I want a car that’s reliable and fun. Those exist, and they’re not Kia Spectras.

. . . . . . . . Right. So. Why doesn't NASCAR use grooved tires, and install wipers, windshield demisters, and break lights??? You know... maybe make the "stock" "cars" more "stock"? I've been to plenty of races where cars that have serial numbers from a manufacture have been raced by drivers who get paid a whole lot…

nuTrek held the Big E up to fun-house mirror. :( The first one wasn’t horrific... but Re-Wrath of Ret-Khan totally made me toss my muffins in the fire. They like pissing on what Trek meant. And there’s a swath of fanboi’s out there who want “simpler metaphors for modern times without all the baggage the original had…

Dear Tom,