Stellantis. If it wasn’t for Ram and Jeep, nobody would care at all that they were still in the US market, and even Ram and Jeep are going to fall away soon with the “WTF?” decisions that have been made with the brand lately. It would have been Nissan if it wasn’t for that, but Rogues and Kicks-es are still going to…

Non pilot here: Chuck Yeager would’ve landed that sumbitch on the first try.

Aww is widdle Chaddywaddy upset with his twuckywucky?

From personal experience, I’m not surprised at all to see so many Michelin tires. I’m also not surprised to see Hankook, as all three of the big Korean brands (Hankook, Nexen, Kumho) are a fantastic value. What I am surprised about is the lack of Firestone and Bridgestone. I’ve put more than 70,000 miles on both…

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I’ve had three Mustang IIs. They’re fantastic cars to have fun with.

Selling every damned one of my old projects.

Are you kidding? It's smaller than the trunk of my Toyota Avalon!

I don’t need to drive it (in fact, I wouldn’t), sit inside it, or own it to see all of the stories about it, or talk to my friend who works at the factory in Austin. I’ve worked on cars for over two decades, including a Model T and several BMW i8s (and everything in between, for that matter), and the moment I found…

The fact that his supporters are so stupid that they can’t fathom that this will hurt THEM is scary.

It’s the ugliest truck, with the tiniest bed, with the most problems... what’s not to like?

Comparing the Veloster to the SC2 is an insult to the SC2, and I say that as a fan of both.

About half of this list is decidedly not boring. What is wrong with people?

Where did I say a goddamned thing positive about Tesla? What’s that? You can’t find it? Then shut the hell up.

Cheap C3s and cheap 1st-gen six-cylinder Mustang coupes are plentiful on FB marketplace near me. If only straight square-body GM trucks were cheap again.

Maybe Rivian has turned it around since 2022, but I interviewed for a job with them then and walked away because they genuinely seemed to have no idea what they were doing. I was, frankly, completely amazed when they actually managed to get product out the door.

The older Equinox (and it’s platform mates) were awful from a reliability standpoint, but the newer Equinoxes aren’t actually bad (based on the several months I worked for a GM dealership last year). Same surprisingly holds true for the Traverse and it’s siblings. I’m actually not that surprised to see the Equinox on…

OH HELL NO!

Toyota Camry.