"Oh my god guys Chris Hardwick here. What a crazy episode we've just seen. Blaine the talking monorail has issued the riddle challenge! His John Wayne impression was spot on! Can you believe it?"

I thought it was the Man in Black, not the black man!

I think I would as well, the way the books flow seem to be a better fit for television.

Dark Tower may be the only book series where while I've been hoping for an adaptation I'm also hoping for them to change a great amount of stuff if this actually happens.

Yeah I'm still in a haze that this is really apparently moving forward. I still don't feel like they're gonna end up doing the TV series part of this.

Maybe something from the list of names the WWF writers presented Steve Austin when he said he wanted a nickname that would be cold and ruthless. They came up with such hits as Ice Dagger and Chilly McFreeze.

That movie was so disappointing. I've read Bartlett say that the Jungle one was going to be the theatrical movie, and one that got made was gonna be a made for TV special, then when it bombed Nickelodeon cancelled plans for the one they all really wanted to make.

Oh my god…it sounds like they're actually doing the Hey Arnold Jungle story. That is wonderful!

I mean…PROBABLY. I still love a lot of the stuff he wrote for Lost (The Constant!) and still need to see Leftovers, but the impression I'm getting is that his style works better in television. Prometheus felt like his worst tendencies (mysteries for the sake of mysteries, trolling the audience, etc) at the forefront.

I just feel like his writing style doesn't work well in movies.

I grew up with Thomas…I wish the show kept using the model trains.

It was made worse for me because all the behind the scenes stuff was like "We tried to flesh Beth out in the few episodes before she died so it would be more sad." And just ugh. Beth dying was one of my least favorite things they've done.

Modern WWE makes me so sad/angry. It's like when Ralph Wiggum said "I'm happy AND ANGRY" except with intense sadness at how bad things have gotten.

They're just delaying the inevitable article they don't want to write about the Dexter reboot/sequel rumors.

"Uuuuuhhh…my life…"

Ron Howard thought about directing Star Wars, but instead he just sat in his car and ate a whole thing of candy beans.

"What could have happened to that ship? Could it have been flavor blasted?"

You just need to learn the ONE WEIRD TRICK that DOCTORS HATE!

"If I could just ask one favor…if it wouldn't be too uncomfortable I was hoping you guys could call me Glenn. In honor of him"

He still has to do the proposed "Rocky as an angel" movie.