I'm dying picturing Mike as one of those dudes who's always posturing that he's tough and needs his girl to always tell him he has the biggest cock. Why we no see Mike? I feel robbed.

I can't be the only BeyHive member here that's going to have many dreams tonight about Beyonce doing this.... I know...never. But that won't stop my fantasies.

I think one of the key arguments of the post is that any girl can look feminine and like any traditional guy pursuit, but the thing that holds the "cool girl" thing together is Never Getting Angry, Nagging or Being Bitchy TM (had to). I wouldn't describe it as condescending, I would describe it as a way to articulate…

This is pure truth. I'm in the cosmetics industry but I'm also very deeply into cosmetics science. Take everything with several grains of salt. If you need fairly straightforward info, look into the Beauty Brains and Paula Begoun. Their writing is very layperson friendly and doesn't get overtly technical with all the…

Your best bet is what the industry calls "brightening" ingredients. Vitamin C (in stable forms and stable packaging), mulberry root, licorice extract, etc coupled with judicial broad spectrum sunscreen use and gentle exfoliation. You wouldn't see results overnight because these "brightening" ingredients just sort of…

Anyone here used to watch "

Jia Tolentino you are now my favorite ever (and not just because you share a surname with one of my favorite ever co-workers) but because of this quote: Bruce Jenner "wants to trade his medals for mammaries." Why does he have to trade, though? CAN BRUCE JENNER HAVE IT ALL, "ALL" BEING BOTH HIS MEDALS AND HIS MAMMARIES…

Embarassing confession: At my 6th grade talent show I lip-synced to this while mentally pouring my heart out to the object of my affections, who had just successfully become my ex-boyfriend after several devious 12 year old machinations.

My first instinct was: give Payton to me!!! I want to drown this poor baby in love and affection and tell her I picked her to adopt out of all the babies out there and that's how loved she is and she is not a mistake or an accident.

Definitely not up on my Simpsons quotes, apologies.

Sweet lord yes to that framing of the story. He should be grateful to get her. I would be grateful to get her. Amal, if he fails you, call me.

All the stars.

Y'all, Barbie is the Regina George of these plastics. The Beyonce of the doll Destiny's Child. Everyone knows, she's the main bish in town.

to be honest, it's not always stupidity either, some people have natural knee jerk reactions toward conservatism and "wishing for a simpler time" and nostalgic leanings about some imagined far better functioning society back when everyone conformed. I've been guilty of that too, believe me it's hard to remember that…

Real change, in the minds of all takes many many more year than just 50 or 60. As much as we would like to believe it, it's still gonna take a few more generations. Considering the correlation between war, economic downturns and other social crises with a regressive mentality by large parts of the population, it might…

No shade at Naomi, I am literally way too fangirl for any member of the original Trinity, but that show looks like a tired JayZ song trope. Although gay son? Just might watch it for that.

I seem to remember Bush doing a lot of golfing....... like right around 9/11....tell me if I'm wrong

Booty, when natural, usually comes with thighs. Off course this is a biological fact for a huge number of women so you need to give clothing manufacturers approximately 30 years to get on the bandwagon

I can't wait till the big booty revolution of 2014 reaches clothing manufacturers.

I feel I no longer even have the right to lip sync to this song because it is now officially sacrilege of the highest order.