Jon Hamm for Prince Eric.

Been reading Dante's "Inferno". Feeling like my personal idea of hell definitely involves Jenny McCarthy. And Bieber.

She's ok with babies dying so I think the word demon as absolutely apt.

If anyone is a wannabee porn producer, can we start such a s "consent porn". Can we film sex acts where the woman is clearly willing and happy to be doing what shes doing? Can she says yes? A lot? Not as fake as current porn has moans and yes moments which are hard to believe, but she actually says yes with…

She has just won my admiration for life.

Considering that most women who are frequently orgasmic and poly-orgasmic admit that their secret is building trust and comfort with their partner, which leads to communication and intimacy, this was only to be expected.

Christina Hendricks as Ariel and I'm in.

They are giving me 10,000 units of life right now.

Dances are obsolete technology! It had to happen.

They had me at the Beyonce sample. Is it weird that I now want to get Tinder?

She wouldn't date him, so he filmed her? How far might this have gone if no one discovered the cameras?

Clearly, there's going to need to be some legal framework for situations like this. Maybe a doctor isn't obligated to help you if all you want to do is add a third donor which will make your kid look like part of the Aryan nation, but they are obligated to help you if both parents carry genes which can cause…

I have the feels. I might have a slight bias, due to being in retail.

Favorite moment: pouring champagne down his pants.

I just might concoct a drag persona in her honour.

The absolute pinnacle of first world problems.

My three favorite videos from the new album. She's basically the love of my life. Done.

It's actually hard to decide if the annoying "woe is me" folk or the fake positive/upbeat/inspirational quote people are worse. I've done a bit of both on occasion, but only when I have the rare occasion that I just really want to share something. If my feed ever started looking like my diary circa 2000, that's when I…

I related to her so much. I looked "healthy" too and I went from being a no one at my high school to getting whisked into the plastics. And yes, there was a dramatic ending. Basically, I lived that movie.

All hyper cautious wanton whores thank you