MLB hitters seem to think much the same about Jake Arrieta.

‘I know a juiced up body when I see one’ - Jake Arrieta

How did he go from a 6.41 ERA (!) with 108 K’s at age 32 to a 2.77 ERA with 180 K’s at age 36 with the Cubbies? It’s certainly a head-scratcher.

Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

I am Lorde...Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Has anyone involved in this post received any footwear, used or otherwise, from any mentioned organization?

Fuck off Redford. We want Marchman.

Without assuming anything, it warrants extra vigilance.

Forgive me for making general assumptions, but any man with a career interest in girls gymnastics should immediately be subject to extreme suspicion.

This is a stunning revelation.

The Undertaker retiring hit him really hard.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

yeah. when you really think about it, one died in prison and the other one won a super bowl

Ben, Bill, or Russell?

Directed by Peter Berg

I HAVE A DISAGREEMENT

Hey now, they’re not that bad. The Padres are the Fallon of baseball.

“What if we demolished disco?”

Time to trade him now that he’s recognizable and his trade value is at his lowest...