What are you talking about? He’s not dead.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Lol k

If a soccer player succeeds, but no-one who speaks phonetically correct English sees it, did it actually happen? Asking for a snide friend.

I don’t care at all about soccer and this had me cheering. Good for these guys!

Very cool wrinkle, that relegation. I have no idea how it could apply in one of the top four ball/puck sports here, but I think it would be endlessly fascinating.

Nobody gives a shit if you watch or not. Soccer will keep being the most popular sport on earth just fine.

Because you stopped watching the NBA after the Melee at the Palace?

Glad he’s okay. That was seriously scary looking, and there’s no fucking way he should be back within a week.

“Sweet! Not guilty! Now I only have one life sentence.”

Holy fucking shit bro!!
-Gronk

His orange jumpsuit is allegedly missing from the prison locker room...

...or as the Sun might put it: “28th anniversary of those Scousers pickpocketing the dead.

It’s impressive to have the strictest libel laws and the most absurd tabloids.

“Let’s open up the libel laws.” - Dude in charge of America

+1 Kwame Brown

But only if we paint them teal and gold.

His streak of futility was impressive, but nothing compared to Generalissimo Francisco Franco’s streak of being dead.

“Nobody expects the Spanish win tradition!”

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.