Wait...is Morelos just south of Mexico City?

And if there is one guy who knows juice, it is Jake Arrieta’s coach.

Imagine the fucked up stuff going on at the Vatican City girls gymnastics team.

Barron is definitely the Buster of the Trump family.

Its amazing you were able to type that with one hand while furiously beating off with the other.

The prosecution’s case collapsed like the Golden State Warriors/Cleveland Indians/Atlanta Falcons/Hillary Clinton

I am against calling them bullet trains. I prefer wizard trains.

I support the White Sox and Everton. I hate myself.

This episode can be described as blah blah blah blah (for 70 minutes) TIGER!

The Leisureplex - 3 men enter 1 man leave...on a stretcher.

Everybody Hates Max

Eugene Greyjoy went full on Reek.

That’s like $1 per McNugget.

People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians.

I thought these two were part of the story.

Right now, someone is day drinking at a seedy bar around 103rd and Western and wondering aloud why Aaron Rowand doesnt get another shot.

And nobody will give a fuck. Nobody is going to take their kid out of soccer and nobody will stop watching the women’s national team because of it. I personally think you should kneel if you want to kneel but clutching your pearls will have zero impact on the gamebof soccer in the US.

I am so turned on right now.

Gimme a break. Nobody is going to stop watching the women’s national team because of this. And nobody gives a fuck about women’s professional soccer now.

Is Alshon Jeffery related to Tony Romo!?!