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FUCKING ALL OF THEM. WHICH IS WHY I BOUGHT HER ONE.

Also, this gangly-ass thing

Ah, yes, the Ford Ka. Proof that just because a car design was penned by a famous Italian design company that does not make it attractive. Or even good.

Get ‘em in an interview and find out

Good sticky tires. Hands down. Every time.

Blue and Orange are pleasingly contrasting colors, and lately have been used in basically every videogame box art and movie poster ever. As illustrated by this obnoxious rage comic:

Is it really “old timey” when the most proliferic use of cel-shading that most people will be familiar with is the Borderlands series of fairly recent videogames?

Take a look at the road markings leading up to the barrier. The long stripes on the road continue straight where the path of the road used to go. Small dots serve as the new road markings to guide the lanes around the barrier. Obviously the Autopilot which is *not* a self-driving car system, but instead a glorified

Car isn’t supposed to be 100% autonomous. Can’t blame it for hitting the barrier when it isn’t being used as intended. I can, however, be impressed when the system is able to correct itself and avoid careening into traffic after hitting an obstacle it didn’t expect and having probably significant damage to a few of

So... no Buick Regal Wagon coming to the states? :(

Abusing technology doesn’t make the technology bad. It’s not intended to be fully relied upon. I’m just impressed it worked to the extent it did after slamming into a Jersey barrier because the dumbass behind the wheel was misusing it.

I’d be impressed in a driver who was paying not-enough attention to be relying entirely on Autopilot and yet who is able to regain control of the car so precisely and immediately that soon after impact with airbags in his face.

Look at the way the car behaves after hitting the barrier. It sways, moves over and SNAPS to follow the new course of the road. That’s impressive. The autopilot system kept working after impact and appears to have kept the car rolling in the correct lane of traffic with the hazards on. Technology is awesome. Just, in

It’s so ugly though

That navy blue and gold is the absolute business.

Is that a prototype or something? Nothing about that rear end looks right

I had a ‘93 SE-R. They’re unsafe to ridiculous levels. Nissan didn’t really use anything recognizable as “metal” to make the car. It’s paper. The car is made out of paper. It’s *ludicrously* thin and with no galvanizing so they rust if you so much as look at them wrong.

The S&M version of Battery is still one of my favorite things they’ve ever done.

Like this

Honestly at this point I’d be going the 0-f*cks-given restomod route, by which I mean heading down to your local pick-n-pull and finding random cars and pulling brake assemblies, steering racks, radiators, etc. and tossing them on the Jeep. Even if it’s held together with literal duct tape and hose clamps I’d probably