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I don’t understand how an arm can be degloved like that and not bleed. How does blood reach the muscle? I’m simultaneously cringing and fascinated.

Huh. When I did repos the place would always have a copy of the key to the car and we’d just grab that and drive it away. If it was a particularly dick customer we’d wait for them to go to McDonalds or something and leave them there.

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This makes me want a C5 even more.

That color is fantastic

Find a way to block texting while driving and people will find something else to get distracted by/overcome said barrier. Just like if you forcibly take away everyone’s guns they’ll just invent new ways to kill each other, or use existing ones that can’t so easily be taken away like improvised explosives or sharp

Those look absolutely nothing alike.

Why on earth would they choose to ruin a Grand Sport with this instead of simply fixing the problems present on the already-supercharged Z06?

Now do it to profile views.

COTD

Call me crazy, but I highly doubt anyone plonking down the money for one of these cares much about repair costs.

That works really, really well on Lexus’ higher-end cars like this. All the little touches in addition to the hourglass grille that designate it as a luxury car make the crazy design really work. It looks far more cohesive, an expression of how complex shapes can be made with modern manufacturing techniques. Sure,

Ah, yes, lets bring politics into a discussion about cars. That’ll end well.

The deformation of Lightning’s tires when he takes off makes me happy. Details.

Eh. I dig it. About time they refreshed the damn thing, and now it sort of looks like a mini-Tahoe.

A stock VH45 and a Rocket Bunny kit with pieces missing? Ha ha ha ha. Crack pipe. 100%. Show me one of these with an LS and that body kit and I’ll show you a car ripe for confusing old guys at classic muscle car shows that will haul all kinds of ass owing to the light weight of the lithe import. This is just a

Dual-action polisher. Can’t wait to get some good compound and go to down on every car I can get my hands on.

Lovely

This is a good point. However, in this instance, it is their employer showing his support (or rather, implied support since he is simply there to pick up a check, morals be damned) which does indeed put the dancers in an extremely awkward position morally because, as you said, their appearance at the inauguration

I didn’t mean to insinuate that people should do fucked-up things to keep their job, but that it is sadly not an unusual occurrence that one be faced with the choice between something horrible (sexual assault, the possibility of death/maiming due to ignoring OSHA regulations) or refusing to do that and facing the