You guys are gonna make me cry.

We had a lady lease a vehicle from us. Two days later we get a call from a neighboring city’s police department saying we needed to pick up the vehicle from impound. The problem? The lady used it to rob a Wal-Mart, which went about as well as expected and resulted in 3 hours of driving there and back and a lot of…

So much fanboy hate inbound

I bought a Honda Civic for less than an oil change on this monstrosity would cost.

*Reads article*

The shape is great, the idea is great, the grille is great (Fucking finally, Lincoln), the wheels are godawful, and the lights are laughter-inducing.

I was referring to La Finale. The Veyron is a product of the Volkswagen group throwing all of their (German) engineers at the problem of how to go fast, and then resurrecting a dead nameplate for the occasion. It just struck me as amusing that the name of the car, La Finale, and the credits are all in French in a…

What in the loving fuck is holding that wheel on?!

I rather like the XK8's fat American cousin. All the features you could want, a supercharged 240hp (considered by many to be underrated) 3.8l V6 sending power to the front wheels, and they're stupid cheap on Craigslist.

German car with a French name... yeah. Ok.

Pothole could just as easily fuck me up going the speed limit cruising along, though.

The entire concept of hypothetical situations goes over your head, doesn't it?

Except for, you know, not all of us (or even most of us) live within 100 miles of a track. Or even 200 miles. And yes, there's risk, but there's also risk in driving the speed limit in a tin can at 60 mph next to a bunch of other tin cans driven by people in various states of distraction. It's a different type of…

Those wheels are fantastic, but I'm gonna say CP. I love the looks of this car, I love the front end, but there are a number of deal breakers here:

I've learned to hate #6 because it's always used as a primo example by the fun police for why 'lol street racing is BAD' because two idiots in 500+hp (can't be arsed to look up the actual numbers) RWD sports cars is a FLAWLESS analog to me flooring it from a light in my 107hp FWD shitbox against some guy in a Geo…

That transmission is the coolest damn thing I've seen all week

Will it fit on my 40 year old aluminum fishing boat?

You write like a complete tryhard. Good job making a tool out of yourself with your thesaurus and inferiority complex.

The camera guy's voice is fantastic.

I love everything about this.