Yeah, it’s all about the scale you’re working on, and whether the error is to your angle of attack. Imagine your alignment being one foot off when you start a row; you’re going to be way the fuck off at the end of a section.

Coworker: “I just got a new car!”

With a name like Glogy, it has to be good.

A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.

That’s altar boys. “Alter boys” is what they do when they need to fill the front row of the choir.

I dunno man.... Haber? He kilt like .... alot of peopl. Sory I have led gas.

The whole thing is juvenile and pointless.

this is how you detail and photograph a car to maximize its appeal...Everybody who puts up a car for sale with their half-finished slushie in the cupholder and dirt and leaves on the floor mats, take note

I once saw my sister pouring half a jar of pickle juice down the drain, and I was like “hey, wait, why are you dumping that out?” She looks at me like I’m an idiot, and says “What? The jar is empty.” (I decided to avoid the argument that would start with me saying “if it’s “empty”, then what the fuck is that going…

This country is a seriously bizarre place to live, and Buc-ee’s is a microcosm of our American existence at present. This combination gas station-grocery store-way of life is a mirror we have erected to show us ourselves.

There’s a Pearl Jam jewel case in the console, if that helps.

What’s going on with those straps?

Well, I was gonna complement your car choices, but I’m taking offense to...

What I love most about it is not having to schlep tires up and down stairs anymore.

I don’t know what Lexus is smoking, but there’s no way it’s gonna fit.

Canadian geese are the raging assholes of the bird world.

Yeah, something is really messed up here. You buy a brand new $54,000 car, and when it has major issues within “a few months”, your solution is “welp, I guess I have to sell it”? Does it not come with a warranty? Am I misunderstanding something here?

the ending of Nineteen Eighty Four when Winston has been abused within an inch of his life and comes out the other end feeling nothing but love for the fictitious leader right before having his brains blown out

This is borne out by the fact that 3 or 4 brands/tires basically trade places near the top every year in the CR rankings. Which specific tire is deemed “THE BEST!” in any given year doesn’t matter as much as just going with any of the brands that regularly appear near the top of the rankings.

Will Elon Musk and the Republicans get a chance to reply on Jalopnik?