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Muqaddimah (call me Muck)
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There’s just something special about French car designs. They’re weird, they’re cool, they’re gorgeous, they’re ugly, they’re some mix of everything.

First, it appears you don’t know what gaslighting is. Second, your pronouncement of a warped definition of DEI shows you don’t know what DEI is either. Finally, “America” is totally fucking racist and bigoted, and utterly lacking in sense (common or otherwise). Either you know these things, and are playing dumb so as

I can confirm that it does work, despite what some ill-informed folks are claiming. Squirrels chewed the wiring out of my Audi multiple times until I read about the Honda tape a few years ago. The last time the little bastards chowed down, I got the dealer to order a roll. I said I’d buy the tape if they would wrap

This sounds like it could be the work of AI. As they said, they’ve been doing this for some time, but I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that they’ve recently supercharged the system with AI bots that are now drawing unwarranted conclusions. As long as the onus is on the customer to prove otherwise, why not let the bots

Yeah, it’s all about the scale you’re working on, and whether the error is to your angle of attack. Imagine your alignment being one foot off when you start a row; you’re going to be way the fuck off at the end of a section.

Coworker: “I just got a new car!”

With a name like Glogy, it has to be good.

A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.

That’s altar boys. “Alter boys” is what they do when they need to fill the front row of the choir.

I dunno man.... Haber? He kilt like .... alot of peopl. Sory I have led gas.

The whole thing is juvenile and pointless.

this is how you detail and photograph a car to maximize its appeal...Everybody who puts up a car for sale with their half-finished slushie in the cupholder and dirt and leaves on the floor mats, take note

I once saw my sister pouring half a jar of pickle juice down the drain, and I was like “hey, wait, why are you dumping that out? She looks at me like I’m an idiot, and says “What? The jar is empty.” (I decided to avoid the argument that would start with me saying “if it’s “empty”, then what the fuck is that going

This country is a seriously bizarre place to live, and Buc-ee’s is a microcosm of our American existence at present. This combination gas station-grocery store-way of life is a mirror we have erected to show us ourselves.

There’s a Pearl Jam jewel case in the console, if that helps.

What’s going on with those straps?

Well, I was gonna complement your car choices, but I’m taking offense to...

What I love most about it is not having to schlep tires up and down stairs anymore.

I don’t know what Lexus is smoking, but there’s no way it’s gonna fit.

Canadian geese are the raging assholes of the bird world.