Wash it? Oh, you poors. One wear and it goes in the bin, mate. Read more
Muqaddimah (call me Muck)
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Well, that’s obviously stupid, but the shirts have a little more going for them than it appears at first glance. I thought it was just a screenprint special, but those flowers are individual pieces that are layered on, and there are beads and crystals and shit on there as well. So, I would definitely pay $20 for it.
“The Constitution was divinely inspired and the rights within it are God given and so cannot ever be changed, ever, for any reason, no matter how good, logical, or rational those reasons might seem. It is to be taken literally and not subject to reinterpretation in a modern context. (Except for that “well-regulated”… Read more
Same here. It was perfect. Read more
a manual transmission is a serious distraction from paying attention to the road Read more
Her toddler children will be only attending “woke college” over her “dead body.” Read more
“Chief, the DNA results are back, and...well...” “Spit it out, sergeant!” “Sir, the pilot was....[dramatic organ music] your FATHER!” “What? Oh my god!” “But don’t take it too hard. The pilot was also my father!” “WHAT?!?” “Yep, and you know Suzette in dispatch? Hers too. And also the guy that delivers the water. And… Read more
Shouldn’t these gentlemen have been accused of being paedos and groomers by now? These are lone men hanging out in a park filled with kids, for goodness sake! C’mon America, isn’t that how y’all roll? Read more
I have been known to say, jokingly, “a friend is someone who will help you move. A best friend is someone who will help you move a body.” But for a mother to say “If you need to dispose of a body, I’ll show up with a shovel and garbage bags” seems seriously fucked up, even to me. Read more
Is it simply the fact that I’m Canadian that makes me wonder how this performance could possibly be described as “mangling” the anthem? I watch a lot of sports, so I have heard a hell of a lot of actual manglings of your anthem (like, really bad ones), and it sure doesn’t feel like this was one of them. Now, I’m one… Read more
Laughing my Canadian ass off over the labeling of the Model 3 as the official car of “Ontario, Canada.” Do you have any idea how big and diverse Ontario is? Well, it takes up more than 350,000 square miles, with everything from fertile farmland to tundra. North to south it extends from about the 42nd to the 57th… Read more
Mrs. Muck will not be pleased with you. I haven’t thought about Fred in years, but this means he will be visiting again in the coming days, striking a few seductive poses and adjusting his rather elaborate network of trusses. Read more
Mrs. Muck and I have a rule that we must stop and have something at any restaurant that has a prominent “EAT” sign. (Enough of them have gone the way of the dinosaur that we have found this to be a manageable rule in most of NA.) Read more
I think you’re Rying!!! Read more
Look, it’s the first honest thing Shitstain has posted (the last part of the sentence, anyway):
I’m surprised skim milk isn’t chosen more often. If I’m going to have to dump milk over myself on a hot day, I want as little fat in there as possible. Read more
“Calm that shit down, y’all act like gentlemen when y’all in our presence.” Read more
To the kids in the greys wailing that there’s “no evidence” Penny did this because Neely was black, I wonder what you would accept as evidence. By “no evidence”, do you mean the fact that Penny didn’t clearly state that that was his motivation as he choked a man to death? That he wasn’t wearing his “I hate black… Read more
I’m thinking maybe she just ended up mixing her messages a bit here. We had the bit about the suitability of the trophy for stabbing the oppressors. Okay, good. Then, she gives a salute/battle cry to vajayjay-havers, using “up the vajayjay!” in the sense of “up the revolution!, while thrusting the trophy triumphantly… Read more
“Humans have had it coming for a long time.” *slow, dismissive wanking gesture* Read more