Did people really not know that putting ferrous iron on stainless steel out in the weather would result in rust?

Car people would legit rather receive windshield wipers or washer fluid than the vast majority of generic automobilia given to them each holiday season. 

Clicked to post a link to the SNL skit but you were all over it! Unlike the actual commercials, the skit is worth rewatching every year. 

Want to reduce that number? It’s simple — get rid of the NHSTA and/or just stop reporting numbers. That’s how we kept the Covid death toll so low here in FL!

That is the official mantra of all hedge funds and pretty much every Billionaire and Fortune 500 CEO currently alive.

What will they fall for next?

“Single handedly make the world a worse place, and make some money doing it” is the overriding principal of Donald Trump and everyone involved with him.

Wouldn’t it be far cheaper to just give Cybertruck owners a brown paperbag to wear over their head in shame than to wrap the truck in vinyl?

Asking for a friend.

Looks like some kid nudged it with a tricycle and it collapsed in a heap. 

This is now society’s driving morals.

Shout out to normal looking cars that can go like stink, gotta be my favorite genre of performance vehicle

“or a spectacular 6-speed manual, the latter of which over 50 percent of CT5-V Blackwing buyers opt for.”

There is nothing on this planet more hilariously depressing than someone who is both incredibly wrong and incredibly confident at the same time.

The perfect EV sound, it’s fun, unobtrusive, and is indicates relative speed. 

1st gear: So in other words, we can add “driving/walking” to the list of things that will kill us all in 2025 along with “eating food,” “drinking water,” and “going anywhere expecting not to be shot or infected with a deadly virus.”

Bring on the tariffs!  It’s what people voted for, so let them have it.  Really have it.

We were ahead of our time with clothespins and baseball cards.

Best.

Boy, did you get that wrong!

Elon stans don’t tend to be the sharpest crayons in the sandwich.