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If someone has a medical condition that doesn’t allow them to tolerate heat or cold, then of course they can idle their car. But the vast majority of people just refuse to tolerate even a couple of minutes of less than full comfort, and not just when it comes to cars, which is how we got into the climate mess we find

WAHHH WAHHH

It’s for safety (things can go wrong when cars run unattended) and environmental reasons. Just a few minutes of idling each day creates a lot of extra pollution and, of course, wastes a lot of fuel. I can’t stand hearing people piss and moan about the price of gas and how they can’t make ends meet, then watch as they

But why don’t we extend that when the genders are switched?

Mind your manners, sir! We don’t want any of that “aschewing” talk around here. (Oh, right, you’re leaving - so you won’t see this. Never mind.)

Who gives a shit? It’s between the two of them and nobody else.

Found the 49ers fan.

It’s super weird to be this into a singer, full stop.

WTF is going on with Turner’s face in that header pic? I suppose I haven’t seen that many pictures of her, but there’s no way I ever could have guessed who that was.

Don’t you? (Don’t you?)

Best I was able to do was when I preened too much that time I dated Carly Simon.

I always wonder if this kind of thing is just two famous performers getting together to multiply their famousness and do some cross-marketing of their respective business lines. The Chiefs and the NFL will be loving this for bringing their business to the attention of the legions of Swift fans, and who knows, maybe TS

Guys! Nobody is asking the most important question. I thought the Swiftiverse (or whatever such people call themselves) would have published treatises on this by now. Did our queen TS really yell “let’s fucking go!” when Kelce caught the TD pass?

Being Canadian, it looks extremely weird to me, too. When in the US, I’m always surprised by the variation in liquor laws among states. We were staying in an area near the Wisconsin-Minnesota border, and one side would be “booze is verboten!” in certain stores or at certain times, while two minutes away it was all

They all have the $24 burger ($17+tax)

we had a discussion about where we are most vulnerable and potentially have a need defend ourselves. It was pumping gas and or stopping inside to pay

Yeah, I can never believe how people like this are so willing to announce to the world either “I am monumentally stupid” or “I am a fucking liar.” Because nobody will believe he paid $78 for a burger and fries. Those who spot the whisky component of his “meal” will still not believe it could add up to that. Maybe if

I’ll take an earnest himbo any day of the week.

He certainly won’t be winning any grammar awards or spelling bees. But I’m not sure that necessarily makes him stupid. Wait, what’s that?