As a “tight end,” he is good at protecting his quarterback, Mr. Patrick Mahomes, during offensive plays.

We covered it in the earlier article. You’re just late to the party.

Yeah, I too was shaking my head at the traffic ripping through the crash scene. What looks to be a pickup come highballing through at 0:40 in the video, despite all the flashing lights, the lights in unusual places, and the debris field. There was more than one barely-conscious driver on the road that day.

So, is Ohio’s state government made up of monumentally stupid rubes, or is this just a scheme to funnel money to their friends (and to themselves through the inevitable kickbacks)?

For the uninitiated, Bubbles explains piss jugs:

I’m surprised the Hot Wheels Sizzlers didn’t make the list. They were a 1970s spin-off of regular HWs, but each car had a built-in motor and a rechargeable battery. They used the regular orange Hot Wheels track, but there were also special sets with U-Turns, multi-level spirals and loops to take advantage of the…

The victim’s lawyer said that his client would be in pain for the rest of her life, and that the whole affair caused his client to lose confidence in the judicial system. Perhaps you misunderstood that part? (As for the rest of your comment, I still don’t know what’s wrong with you.)

A bit of a side note, but I can’t believe we’re still using the term “rideshare.” I summon a person with a car to my location, they take me where I tell them to, and I pay them money for that. It’s a taxi, dammit.

She deserves to feel pain every day for the rest of her life.

Of course. They don’t like competition.

The pregnant girl is totally in because I’m not a goddamn monster.

I am gobsmacked to learn that gun owners aren’t already required to take any reasonable steps to secure their firearms. This is insane for all the obvious reasons, but there’s more to it. I have no doubt that many of the guns “stolen” from vehicles were actually sold to criminals and other people who can’t legally…

don’t just parrot inaccurate or incomplete information you read somewhere else

should one have to reinsert their boobs every 12 steps?

is there something I need to know about Saskatchewan?

People in #1 and #2 who wouldn’t nonchalantly shrug and be fine or non-plussed

Holy shit. Maybe a nap would help.

“Yeah, he made a mistake, but everyone just keep going, keep crucifying him, as if he’s not already suffering.”

Daniil and Aryna deserved to have their national flags displayed by their names

what happen to his crazy guru?