After handling a 3 year old all day, your energy for grandstanding about protesting fast food protests is rather diminished.

I’m just telling you how it is, no artifice or bullshit.

“but merely encouraged so players could “demonstrate their appreciation to the RCAF”

You’re right. It was rude not to address you directly. Here’s a great place to start:

Where do I get a Panda E. Pass? I think k need one. 

Yeah, I totally agree. The high road has been working so well lately.

This blog is going to experience the GMG equivalent of being ratio’d on Twitter, as it should, because it’s dumb and wrong. We can both call him Moscow Mitch and fight him on substantive issues—even simultaneously! Imagine that!

“It embodies everything I hate about the great RUSSIA freakout”

Is anyone surprised that the people who love to “tell it like it is” and rail against “political correctness” are the first to curl up in a little ball when somebody says some mean words to them?

Counter-counterpoint, we’re not talking about CO2 we’re talking about nitrogen oxides and particulates which are extremely toxic to humans. we’re not talking about greenhouse gases we’re talking about things that literally kill human beings when they are inhaled

Your mom

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

Hey, I “call Dan Patrick” as much as any other guy, but giving it that euphemism has never gotten me out of trouble with the police when I do it behind the wheel.

You’re misremembering it. That was an episode of The Apprentice.

See Americans, you can have a populist despot and have fun at the same time!

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

Confession: I don’t believe that I have ever heard a single Tool song. And no interaction that I have ever had with any Tool fans has made me want to change that.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison