Not to be the Capital Police or anything, but this article uses both “Capitol police” and “Capitol Police” when it should really pick one and stick with it.

I’ve been riding and racing for 20 years and have seen experienced cyclists who ride over 10,000 miles a year fall over in that same manner. I think it is great that a man in his 70's is out there getting some exercise instead of sucking down Diet Cokes and lying about his weight while trying to end democracy.

Or, and hear me out on this, just drink it at a temperature you find most pleasing.

I use PRIDE and then I go on comment sections and tell other people they aren’t having fun playing their way

First Lola Bunny, now this. It’s getting so’s a guy can’t masturbate to corporate cartoon characters anymore.

I wouldn’t smear the surface of my pan with egg yolk either, but frying an egg yolk (which sits on top of a white) or a scramble (where it is whisked together and emulsified with the protein) is different than coating the surface of the pan with with aerosolized lecithin, but you are welcome to treat your pans however…

These people aren’t smart enough to do something like this on purpose.

Well since white people only understand violence, intimidation and other shit like that this is nothing a Molotov Cocktail through the window wouldn’t cure. Extreme? Maybe? Illegal? Well shit white folks seem to think the law only applies in certain situations why not here? You all have been burning our homes &…

It took me years to realize it, but Old Country Buffet was never about the food.

“anti-vaccine Facebook groups have been influencing members to not seek hospital treatment for covid-19 and even instructed them to pull their sick family members out of ICU”

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

The point is that someone other than the owner did this without permission from said owner. This was a dick move from the tech (and stupid that they didn’t know about the PDR).

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It’s...off-screen? Like, they just didn’t bring the dog back on the show. The dog is fine. And you know pets die in real life, right?

I imagine working with animals is a lot like working with your drinking buddy. It’s all fun on the weekends, but when it comes to 8 o’clock Monday morning, he’s just fucking around, doing his own thing and making work more difficult for everyone else involved.

Starts article expecting to be angry at David Harbour, ends article agreeing with David Harbour.

Maybe the pilot has just had a long fucking day and wants to have a cigarette in peace without a bunch of whiny bitch-ass passengers complaining about the smell and how smoking and flying is “dangerous” and you should have your hands at 10 and 2 or whatever on the yoke. I mean, fuck off.

You might not like it but this is what peak patriotism looks like.