Trump supporters.

We should never forget Limp Bizkit so that we might recognize and prevent the next Limp Bizkit, before history can repeat itself.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

Bone hugs in harmony.

I dunno. I just know that in the last five seasons, they’ve only missed the playoffs once, and that the Patriots (14) and Seahawks (eight) are the only teams to have played more playoff games in that span, with the Packers having played the same number (seven).

• BA, Philosophy/Politics/Economics, Oxford University

If Louise Linton were to handcuff Steve Mnuchin to the back of a bed, pour a liberal amount of hot wax on him, and then stab him to death with an ice pick, a lot could be forgiven.

My people have been eating tofu for 5,000 years. Have we been duped all this time?

This is the worst comment of all.

Hey Kate...is a leaky corpse a sandwich?

Neither. I hit Answer, hold the phone squarely in front of my face and start yelling at whoever had the temerity or bad judgment to try and reach me by phone.

We’ve chosen to test the full destructive power of this penis on your HOME PLANET OF NEWARK!

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

Weird, because all of her peers think her musical taste is dogshit.

Cool! You sound insufferable.

This is actually kind of tragic. Now that the fawn has the smell of the Browns on it, it’s mother will reject it and it will end up dead.

Usually when a guy’s friends and neighbors describe him like this, he’s recently been outed as a serial killer.

I disagree

You’re right. Henriettta Lacks, Charles Drew and Onesimus might be responsible for saving more lives than all the doctors who ever lived, combined. I struggled with whether or not to put them on. The only reason I didn’t was because—and I know it’s splitting hairs—I wanted to stay in the cultural theft arena.…