You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

The whole article is worth a read, but here’s my favorite/dear lord help us all moment. After going on and on about how his appearance is keeping him from attracting the women he so deserves, Truth4Lies then drops this little nugget on us:

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

If you shit yourself during a meeting, you double down. Bend over in pain, with your head down on the table, and then while hidden, stick your fingers down your throat and throw up all over yourself. You’re going to want to keel over next and writhe on the ground in agony.

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

I followed MS-13 in their early years on Twitter because they were keeping it real but now they do sponsored posts about Essential Oils and Keto.

You asked so kindly, so sure.

Yeah, I come to deadspin for its understated articles written elegantly in an F. Scott Fitzgerald-esque prose as well and am continually disappointed when this website misses its mark. 

Finally, a film that asks the question, “If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?”

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

I assume all Drew’s postings are sponsored by cured and/or aged meats.

Finding something that somebody else paid for and then claiming it is free is one of the major tenets of libertarianism.

Mr. Embiid, welcome to Canada! Please accept this lovely hand-made blanket as a token of our appreciation.

Um, I thought the symbolism was actually pretty obvious around the White Walkers-global warming conclusion:

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

How do they get the Orcas drunk?