Sick burn, bruh. I notice you don’t have a late night show. Maybe get on that. Everyone loves internet hot takes.

At the end of the day, no matter what you do, your reward is Dominos.

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

welcome back

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

So they’re saying soda and beer aren’t health foods?

I could have said the same, but I chose to pay you a compliment.

Your account’s been hacked.

This is the first Kyrie flat-earth joke that has actually been funny in a long time. Well done.

It may seem like Kyrie is contradicting himself but it’s like the old saying goes, “There’s two sides to every planet.”

I completely understand wanting a 1911 for your collection; I suck at shooting anything over 9mm but a .45 1911 is just such an iconic gun that it would be fun to own and shoot one.

Why expose yourself to that? Why bring that into the equation?

That’s just good hustle by Witten, no way that thing fits in a standard trash can in one piece.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

See it’s a good story because Belichick was born 1431 and didn’t make his deal with Satan until 1470 when was already nearly 40 years old.

Maybe he’s just very into buttalingus and he’s worried about performing the act on his beloved on a Friday during Lent.

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

He’s the best QB the Cowboys have ever had. 

I dunno, do you really call them “bakes?”