it’s probably not a good idea to whip it out at the Cheesecake Factory.

“Why should I have to be burdened by the presence of others when I’m out in public?”

pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I’m sorry, but the list of political dynamics and issues where Obama needs an explainer from Libby Watson is exceedingly short.

“I mean, can you imagine how terrible a person you have to be to want the whole Earth to do well? Some very bad people on that side, very bad. And not very Christian of them, either. You know, people are saying that Jesus was the first person to support my campaign by wearing a MAGA hat. And that he wore it…

“Is it tacky to open presents at a restaurant?”

Dear Salty,

How roo’d. 

Looks like the superintendent was hopping mad.

I am loving all the wrestling coverage on Deadspin lately. OBJ is my favorite Diva.

He probably just wanted to get to the locker first so he could put Weezy on the locker room stereo instead of Eli’s country music shit…

That he was able to say it was a dangerous time for men in this country because they can be accused of something they didn’t do and the Central Park 5 weren’t then allowed to beat the living fuck out of him is something we need to address in the coming revision of the Constitution.

When we were kids, my sister and I watched “Now and Then” with our neighbor friends. We were 4 girls between the ages of 9 and 13 - I was the youngest. Despite my mom’s religious upbringing and banning of Ouija boards and anything else that could be considered Satanic, the movie exposed us to the concept of a seance.

Na…

This is a bad opinion. 

Close enough? I just weighed a 12-ounce beer can on my kitchen scale: 12.8 ounces. So, more like ~60 lbs., I guess. 

Next thing you know they’ll be telling us the hot dog rollers aren’t for drying off your dildos after you wash them in the bathroom.

Or, I can burn all my credit cards, quit my job and go live in a cave. All of my problems are then gone!

Buddy, it’s the only reason to care about college football.

Year-round activity for me, friend. Not gonna limit myself to one month.