It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

I’d stop him and then shove his nose in it, so he won’t do it again.

The horse’s name?  Brett Kavaneigh 

I have no idea how I would handle this if it happened to me. What would you do if the mad pooper struck in your backyard? Would you stop him mid-poop?

Fox News must be salivating at this story.

“Remember, citizens, if you see something strange, alert your nearest Little Ceasars Centurion”

Dear Salty,

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Andy Reid did this exact thing a few years ago. But it was an accident because he thought it was 3rd down.

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

It is.  I just learned that Supreme is a brand.  I still don’t know what it is, and am not compelled to find out, but I am now aware that it is a thing.

Hey, if he wants to advertise for the most expensive blend of gasoline on his leg like that, he should be able to.

Kavanaugh: The Clintons and liberals are in a giant conspiracy to destroy me, my career, and my family.

Insulting rape victims on Twitter? Who the hell does he think he is, Donald Fucking Trump?

“Help! My server speaks like a millennial nitwit.”

Were you having dinner around 5:30PM?  Were there kids on your lawn at the time?

I suspect that’s the real reason Fox News fired him. He told someone to pick up a book. Surely that’s going way off message.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”