Can’t catch though, can he? Bad look for a fancy dog.

Close it up, he’s done

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

Which led to this outstanding reply.

Damn, he really has an axe to grind with Cory Lidle.

Is Adrian Beltre the nicest angry man or the angriest nice man?

How strange, “Joke’s on me I guess” is also what your mom said when you were born.

What percentage of Pittsburgh sports radio call ins begin with “I am not a racist.” 

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

In my defense, I would like to point out that the leash did end up getting used.

You’re fired 

Candy.

I just feel like he was just another in the long line of mediocre white guys that just fell upward.

“I am not for big government, but...”

Wait, I thought Republicans hated government overreach and regulation? Do you mean to tell me that they’re hypocrites?

Imagine living a life where Bobby Brown thinks you’re a piece of shit, and he’s right. 

Getting my food one millisecond earlier than someone else actually has nothing to do with how much respect I’m receiving, fun fact. Please teach your sons to respect women in ways that actually matter.