Our quarterback actually said these words:

Dog owners think they ARE parents of small children.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Hillary Clinton ran on the most progressive agenda in the history of the USA... You should try reading actual things, not just the headlines from blogs... I know, I know, it takes effort and effort is harder than playing another game of candy crush.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

What does MLB do when the Marlins then schedule him to start five games in a row?

Anyone who knocks Duke out of the 1st round has license to say whatever he wants forever

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

She bases this assumption on the fact that her younger relatives have been bypassing her macaroni and chicken salad at family picnics.

Ken Burns gets up to some weird shit in between documentaries.

I tried to hail a cab today and I accidentally picked off a Christian Hackenberg pass.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

THEY’RE HOAGIES, JESUS CHRIST

I suspect Sparano faked his death just to get Incognito to stop texting him.

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

Sparano’s texts have a ‘How can I be noncommittal yet not have him murder me in my sleep’ tone.

Semi-related, but one of our cats started out as a stray, and years ago when she first showed up, me and my wife were on the porch eating some pizza and this cat (solid black and beautiful) was loving on our legs. Somehow we got distracted by something and this slick little shit manage to snag a slice of pizza out of…

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.