Any of those women who declined to purchase the condo in 2012 are kicking themselves now. Toronto real estate grew more in those five years than almost anywhere else on Earth. There were articles about how it was more expensive to buy in Toronto than celebrity homes in LA.

I know who these people are. They are Liv, Maddie, and Diggy. I have a seven-year old daughter and these people are in my living room every afternoon!

It’s not even a little bit close. The Deadspin team crushed the Jezebellers today! Congratulations and please consider coming back next week (although maybe you could trade someone so Bobby can come back with you).

Thank you so much! That made my whole weekend. The leased (or borrowed from Lisa) RR, the non-dancing in the tunnel, the spinning... I thought it was almost perfect, but just missing a certain something.

How is Miley waging war on Canada, I wondered? Click on the article... Yes, I can understand how the wolf cull would be controversial....

Melancholia. I admit to always being on Team Kiki Drunkst, but she was outstanding in Melancholia in a way I didn’t know she could be. And I agree, exceptional again in Fargo!

Do you remember when there was the big kerfuffle about an early script being leaked by an actor (or his reps) who was up for one of the roles? We avoided reading anything about it at the time, but my husband went back and dug it out after we saw the movie. We hoped that the original had been so much better and…

Redd’s is decent! If you like apple flavour and live in an area that sells Angry Orchard, look for their ginger cider. It’s excellent!

The Hateful Eight is okay. I am a Tarantino fan and it is not one of his better films. JJL is an acting goddess, but has done much better work than her role in this film. The amount of violence she endures (with never any explanation other than - SPOILER ALERT - being in her brother’s gang) doesn’t fit with the…

This video promised big things and failed to deliver. I would love to see someone actually dance on a hoverboard, not just make wistless circles with a scarf. 2/10, would not recommend.

I am a stupid non-scientist, but why can’t it just be a weak or quickly dying star? Humans live an average 84 years (or whatever) but sometimes shit happens and little kids die with cancer. Maybe sometimes stars burn out and die faster than our infinitesimal amount of historical data would indicate to be the most…

Gone With The Wind is one of my favourite movies of all time. That is no fucking Gone With The Wind, Vanessa. Vivien Leigh would eat you for breakfast.

Use the Formula X nail cleaner, then Formula X base coat, Formula X polish - but then top with Nails Inc caviar top coat. It will do two weeks and then need to be scrubbed off because it’s still not done, but chipping slightly around the tips and starting to grow out from the base.

His mother (who I assume would know!) pronounced it “FEEor”

And actor Colm Feore (who I used to work with his mother) should be pronounced like “column” and not “coal-m”!

My son’s name is Cillian and my daughter’s name is Aevlyn. Traditional Irish names are amazing! I love Saoirse and have since I saw Hannah.

Oof. I’m sure this is the first step to a more supportive and welcoming culture at Jezebel. :/

I got a Marc Jacobs black liquid eyeliner pen in a 500-pt perk from Sephora and was amazed. The shit does. Not. Move. Completely water/sweat/smudge proof. It is my #1 eyeliner recommendation to anyone!

Daycare =\= Russian Roulette with your child’s life.

Check out Smashbox 24-hour Photo Finish Shadow Primer. I enjoy it more than the UD version, though I also don’t think the UD version is gross.