I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

Since this is a “Dirtbag”, I hope it’s ok if drop a little extra garbage in it (kind of like when dog walkers throw their baggies in your trashcan. It’s ok, except for when they don’t tie the baggie”

I had a sexual assault incident when I was a teenager. I was on vacation with my family in Florida. I walked on a beach at night eating a candy bar. I was 15 looking for a party I was invited to earlier that day while sitting on the beach. No one was on the beach except a man was sitting at the edge of the water. He…

I was walking down Vine in Hollywood, on my way to Trader Joe’s after a long sweaty day working at a DV shelter in the Valley. I had to wear a back brace because I have scoliosis that was never addressed because I only had insurance on and off as a child. I was painfully aware of how horrible I looked, in pain,…

Weird. ALL of our mainstream political parties––even the Conservatives––are liberal compared to all American mainstream parties. I mean our Liberals are more conservative than the NDP, but the scale is all shifted leftward from the US norm...

Yes! The Angry Orchard Apple Ginger. The cinnamon tastes like they put candy in your cider, but the apple ginger is great, really light, crispy and sweet.

That’s what I thought too.

They do sell Angry Orchard in my area. And I loves me some ginger. I’ll def check it out. Thanks!

I used to work at Starbucks and had an Irish customer get really excited when I spelled Fionnuala correctly (I also had a French customer who was impressed when I wrote Etienne, without asking, as well).

I did note the correction before writing. I’ve also noticed your other goofs. My comment was constructive criticism and not unkind. Lack of fact checking negatively affects your credibility as a source of information. It also looks badly on Jezebel as a whole. You can’t expect commenters to send you private emails.…

Justin Theroux almost drowned on his honeymoon with Jennifer Aniston. [Us Weekly]

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

Fuck TLC, I hope that no one watches this show, or that advertisers refuse to pay for ads for it, but most of all I hope that some corporate fuck pulls their head out of their ass long enough to realize they could generate some good PR by providing the victims with enough money to cover the therapy they deserve.

Yes,this was certainly queued to post at a really...unfortunate..time.

Yes.

Wear a skinny scarf or I may just barf?

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.