Is there no link for the gold bathing suit because other Jezzies already bought them all? Because I want it and am willing to Google for this now.

I have the same deluxe sample version! And I have two of them.

This afternoon I got a couple hours free and decided to go for a run. I just changed my clothes but didn’t wash my face.

Happy Birthday! I had a complete meltdown when I turned 30 (same year my youngest started school). Now at the ripe old age of 32, I recognize how young we still are. I hope your day is full of love and surprises!

That does sound like a shitty situation and I’m glad you had a relative willing to take that risk for you. Don’t let them down!

I am just surprised that no one seems to think any of this lies with Catherine. Yes, Mary couldn’t sign the loans but Catherine is the one who asked Anne. Catherine is the one who picked the expensive registry items. Catherine is the one who has recklessly fucked with her aunt’s credit rating and financial situation…

Wait, what? You don’t think Catherine has done anything wrong in this situation? Fuck your special day, Catherine, if you are defaulting on loans that you asked your aunt to cosign while asking for Kate Spade towels.

In university I drove from Canada to Wisconsin for a Radiohead concert one summer. The weather was beautiful and I drove with my window down the whole way.

Holy shit, this was WAY too long and I loved it all.

Last week I got the notification that Jezebel was following me. It suddenly felt like a ton of pressure - “you mean now everyone is going to see what I post?!” And I haven’t commented since, because I didn’t feel like I had anything original to add.

My grandparents had their 60th wedding anniversary last year. My grandmother is currently suffering with very aggressive stomach cancer that she was only diagnosed with in June. I don’t think they will make it to 61 years. :(

There is something upsetting about an old man convincing you to get a 16-year old’s vagina like it’s a good thing. Our culture is all kinds of fucked-up.

As I am reading more comments about what happened, it sounds like the link I had that showed them all as sold out was actually the place to be. As soon as noon PST hit, all the “sold out”s became available. So I was in the right place and didn’t even know it! I lose.

Is this where we can rant about the epic rewards? That was the worst customer service fail I have ever seen. There was a photo on Twitter someone posted to @Sephora that showed all the 1000 point rewards sold out before they even went live. I was constantly refreshing and didn’t even see anything before they were all…

Good idea, because I am in Canada and think our options might be totally different from yours. I have no idea what Marc Jacobs, MUFE, or trip rewards you are talking about! It might also be because I am nowhere near 10K though. I am shooting for Becca and Givenchy or YSL.

I have over 2000 points and my eye on a few epic rewards for Monday! I put it on my calendar, I am so excited.

Omg, I also love the Dr Brandt microdermabrasion. I shelled out $90 for the tiny 2oz tube of it after getting a couple of samples. I feel like my life is going to be one exfoliation after another for a little while.

Do you epilate your armpits? I did for a while, but gave up epilating due to the ridiculous ingrown hairs on my legs. I’m not sure why I stopped doing my underarms just because it wasn’t working out with my legs, but I went back to shaving. Your underarms are so much nicer looking than mine!

I didn’t have anywhere else to say this, so I just have to shout out how freaking phenomenal the Ole Henrikson Power Peel combo is. I did it for the first time last night and I cannot stop looking at myself today. My skin is freaking fabulous and I am glowing like an angel. The almond scrub smelled soooooo delicious…

I LOVE this series and really missed it. If you need volunteers in order to post it more frequently, I would happily volunteer. It is such a sparkle of humanity in a sea of consumerism. I use a unique combination of cosmetics and toiletry products, therefore I am!