munchoboy
This Might Be Satire
munchoboy

Yes, people who go around saying they are a proud, sovereign, noble, patriotic, righteous, spiritual, or enlightened, are generally people to avoid because if you think you have to announce to everyone you are any of those things, something’s up.

My mom got a bumble bee tangled in her chin-length straight hair and it stung her repeatedly. It is NOT a situation to just shrug off! 

Current Texan, and you’re 100% correct. I swear one of these days I’m gonna get arrested for rolling my eyes.

Yes but I'd be concerned for those poor bees. 😔

Thank you for having the patience and knowledge to explain this. This isn’t just some stupid cat fight like Benevolus wants to make it out because one girl is ‘Pretty and nice and helping bees!” Disney Princess Bee Remover is providing a false narrative that could hurt an already decimated bee population and people

He’s only ever killed two people. He’s not dangerous at all.

Screw him.

Name the person who suggested abolishing prison for murderers.....

I’m very excited for more Monica Rambeau. She’s a complete badass and I love EM-based powers.

There’s really nothing for his lawyer to work with.

“The memo cites Chauvin’s lack of previous criminal history...”

That he had the audacity to make such a request shows he’s adamantly opposed to learning anything from this and thus his request should be held against him.

As a native Texan, the only people who can claim to be a “Proud” Texan are some kind of piece of shit or another. There ain’t nothing going on here to be proud of right now.

The whole plea sounds a lot like “Your Honor, my client is requesting that maybe he do a little less jail or maybe just take a mulligan if that’s possible. He’s very new to this and is unsure how this works and he doesn’t think he’s a good fit for prison so I think we need to take that into account.

I take satisfaction that the feds are going to put him away for quite some time no matter what games the state plays.

I was/am a Blerd from the late 80's/Early 90's. A pretty rough time indeed.

I’d have some concern that her fans might decide to try it themselves, dress and act as she does, and get injured/dead (many people are allergic but may not know it).

The hair thing at least makes sense. I started wearing a hat any time I’m going to be in a high traffic area around my hive after having a bee get suck in my hair and panic, and I have curly hair I keep cut pretty short.

Hush now loser, the grownups are talking.

The memo cites Chauvin’s lack of previous criminal history, his previous work as a police officer and the risk he could be victimized in prison as factors the judge should consider as he weighs a sentence.

Define “rich”, because Ellie Kemper was upper middle class, as was I, and in 1999 we found the internet unnecessary and expensive to have, so its entirely possible she didn’t even use it all that much. The information available on the internet at the time, while still vast, didnt cover EVERY little thing like the