munchoboy
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munchoboy

Yeah, the Obi Wan/Vader thing really annoys me, as do all the jamokes out there who say, “Well, the dialogue is vague in ‘Star Wars’!” It’s not friggin’ vague!

Yeah. Leia’s message is Leia in diplomatic mode, but when Luke comes into the detention block he says something like, “I’m here to rescue you. I’ve got your R2 Unit... I’m here with Ben Kenobi.” At which point she excitedly shouts, “Ben Kenobi is here! Where is he?” Which implies that her connection to Obi-Wan is

Of course… it will really break the canon if Obi-Wan and Vader meet at any point before A New Hope, but we’ll see how Obi-Wan Kenobi handles that.

Once Payton Gendron walked into Tops Supermarket with firearms and military gear, an assistant office manager hid behind the counter and did what any person would do in that instance: call 911. Instead, the dispatcher hung up on her

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.

It’s so easy not to say something. Even in a live conversation, it’s easy not to say something. It’s waaaaaaaay easier to not say something on Twitter. How are so many people with so much to lose so bad at not saying something all the time?!?!?

Are you trying to be the worst person in the room, or does it come naturally?

“This isn’t how we do it, kid. First, you get through the police academy, and then you start killing unarmed Black civilians. If you had just followed procedure, you’d be looking at a paid ‘administrative leave’ right now.”

Weird how cops are so good at bringing in these heavily armed and outfitted white supremacist killers alive but can’t seem to get George Floyd or Eric Garner in the back of a squad car without oopsie doopsie murdering them

I mean if you shoot someone fourteen times it sure as hell helps their chances if they’re wearing heavy armor. Not that I think this guy was shot even once.

it’s a wonder he’s not a part of the GOP.

Missing refunds and scammy websites have BAYC’s metaverse project off to a bad start

“Legislating the placement of hands, to my mind, is ludicrous. It undermines instinct and spontaneity.”

...it’s almost as if we live in a nation with precious little respect or protection for regular working people!

For some reason I’ve never had to worry about how long liquor lasts after opening the bottle.

It’s time to move on to the new, better Flash, Wally West -

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

The effects of Covid-19 or the effects of the vaccines, because one of the effects fo the vaccine(s) is that you still get Covid-19.

Wear your fucking mask.

You do know that today was literally Marathon Day, right? Like, I know the Mooninite thing was funny, but this is straight up the anniversary of a terrorism attack in the city.