This Might Be Satire

4/19/22

To be fair though, I suspect the authorities were less concerned about the light-up cartoon character and more concerned about the black cylinder taped up beneath it, since from a distance it bears an alarming resemblance to a pipe bomb.

4/15/22

3/29/22

Niantic plans on “identifying locations around the world where we could hand out some free Pokémon GO swag,”

3/24/22

FWIW, SB is my go-to for iced coffee and - as a true New Englander (New Englan-DAH?) - I go to Dunkin’ for hot coffee.

2/11/22

I don’t disagree, but you’d think the people getting paid to be public servants would hold the higher ground.

2/11/22

Everyone in the story is a dickhead. That is true.

2/11/22

I feel pretty comfortable here saying that there are no heroes in this tale, just varying degrees of fragility and stupidity.

2/2/22

“My carbohydrate and sugar laden breakfast is slowing me down, I’m turning to raw meat” is such a social media thing to do.

2/2/22

Dipshits gotta be dipshittin, I guess.

1/21/22

Never even considered getting locked into Apple’s ecosystem and limited hardware and software

1/12/22

What the fuck

1/12/22

I have NO doubt, that judges that sympathize with rapists have done the exact same thing in their youth, never got caught, and also feel that it’s not wrong.

1/12/22

Hopefully she has some recourse in a civil suit.

1/12/22

But this? This is fucking gross. Judge Five Months Is Plenty and his misplaced empathy is doing what so many men have done before - seeing himself in this defendant (and starkly not in others) and showing his ass. It’s a loud and clear “Prison is for Those People™, not Fine Young Men like this.”

1/11/22