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The part where she says "this has nothing to do with genetics," talking about her mom not having a "full-on fat-girl diet," etc.

Ha! I know your fine establishment.

I think Dennis Leary wore it better.

I just posted about three above with the original BITCH pin as well as pics of her with her other commonly worn pin, "#1 Bitch". She was the real deal.

What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

Milanjo???? Like the COOKIES? This one gets my vote.

"Same damn mind/Same damn eyes/Probably gonna end up with the same damn wife" So… What is the triplet version of twincest?

Beyonce ugly cry - new example for an oxymoron? Right up there with jumbo shrimp and political ethics.

Bemoan the untimely demise of Apt 23 with me, y'all. A great loss, he was fantastic. I'm still mourning.

"I started to read it, but I got confused,"

Ok, butter in coffee? I thought that was a joke from the Simpsons! Jesus fuck, I didn't know anyone really did that!

This shit is actual gold.

Are those crumpets?! My dad likes to refer to those holes as "specialized butter pockets".

I agree with Lindy, it never went anywhere for me. Screw that oily, fake butter gloop.

Favourite buttered foodstuff?? (Mine...)

The craziest thing I've read is that movie theatre popcorn used to be cooked in coconut oil Which is delicious and one of the most nutritious fats out there. And then everyone freaked out about saturated fat and they switched to "heathly" partially hydrogenated oils! FAN-EFFING-TASTIC, health people!

Perfection! Ellen Greene is awesome as Audrey!

Am I alone in thinking Diaz is leaning toward being a moron? In the interviews I've seen of her promoting her new book, it's just BS science. I think it's insulting to real scientists who write books on the same subject matter, largely because she's promoting it as some "greatly researched" book she wrote. I just…

Oh, I knew you understood- I was joking around.

They all kinda look the same.