That picture of them in the pink outfits gets me every time. Kelly's awkward leg is screaming "Second Lead Vocalist".

There is a website that I will not name here but has a photo list of the 25 most embarrassing Destiny's Child coordinated outfits. Multiple times I have gone through it and cackled. That woman is a marvel for making them wear some of that shit.

Who the hell is this?

My deeply religious father was opposed to our reading the books because he thought it would make us have too much of an interest in the occult. Finally he read one, and I remember him dissolving into giggles over the description of the care of magical creatures professor who "retired to spend time with his remaining…

Love the front, want the back to ball all blue, like the boots (but not with this).

Wait. So, I'm a functional alcoholic because I go to the gym a lot? If I stop going to the gym, will I stop drinking? I need to know.

Yas! That's the one that made me drool. Hilarious.

You know, the important thing here is that we're all clear the burrito comes AFTER the sex. Key.

Three consecutive New York wins? This is our house. We own this game, teased hair and all.

Yeah, mostly I just hate the conceit. These things are clearly planned before hand and they already have all the answers. It would be great if there was actually a modicum of spontaneity, but I guess that's asking a little too much.

Her quiet sense of humor is the only thing that makes this watchable, everyone else is a nightmare. Totally intentional on her part.

This is some grade A bullshit. Too much sadness for one day. I'm going to miss you.

Get the hell up woman, you're about to drown!

But for real, I fucking love this song.

Lil Kim could have eaten her and made a necklace with the bones she shit out. Missy Elliot has made amazing tracks. Da Brat. MC Lyte. I would even argue that if Azealia Banks could get her shit together she'd be lightyears beyond Iggy Azalea.

You're new here. Since I can't tell whether you're trolling or not, I'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt and tell you that if you honestly believe Iggy Azalea is the best female rapper you know nothing about rap.

He's toying with you. He felt you pulling away and beckoned you back because he needs attention. You're better than that. Move on. He will never give you what you need.

Yeah, that's not a wine glass. It's a whisky tasting glass.

Or at least, a voice of a generation of boners.

Nah, man. You're a fucking terrible person. And if you think subjecting people to rape gifs is helping get to some bullshit place where you get a fucking internet star, then you need to investigate your life choices.

Bless you for throwing in Nico's tweet.