Anecdotally, yes. But look at that friggin picture, who cares!

I'd argue she already pretty much has law enforcement down with her really compelling turn in "Top of the Lake". She kind of surprised me.

It is remarkable to me that anyone who talks about the quality of the books doesn't immediately say, "But I wiped my ass with 'Chamber of Secrets', so at least I got some use from that".

Mark, you've seriously never received a dick pic? How is that possible?

I started drinking it once I started buying better beans and realized that I didn't want a milkshake first thing in the morning. I'm reasonably young.

Welp, in the casting they have Michelle Yeoh reprising her role, so I'm thrilled.

I'm sure his estimated net worth of $200 million will keep him insulated from feeling much for the rest of his life.

God. That woman has more than 4 decades on me, and she still looks fresher than I ever will. Money, you are amazing.

I test drove a bunch and went with Jade. It's been great.

Seriously. I never recovered from the loss of Miss J. and Janice Dickinson. "I love Bethany. Bethany is Bob Mackie on crack."

Possibly phimosis?

Best living human.

Wait. Let's not forget that Jane Birkin herself has customized her own bag, but by slapping stickers on it. When the namesake of the bag doesn't think it warrants the reverence that we culturally give it because of SATC (which is horseshit), then why not let people do whatever the fuck they want with their bags?

So, I'm a little obsessed with PLL Annotations (thanks, LaToya!), and also Heather's PLL recaps at AE. All of the insinuations about Aria being a serial killer/animal torturer and the acknowledgement that NO MALE in Roosewood (apart from maybe Caleb?) understands healthy relationships with women make me wince/shake…

She wears it well. Also, it looks kind of like Lena's. Continuity!

Some part of me thought, "Stop hugging Vee! She'll slock you!"

DUDE. Team Sparia makes my heart warm.

I binged it. Mostly I felt like, "I can't believe I watched the whoooooooole thing". It was kinda dreck, and not even in fun way. When a mfm threesome involving a Skarsgard can't do it for you, what can? Certainly not that "Dragon".

That was the first season too though. Famke Janssen was so campy that I cackled through the entire damn thing. After the ending to season 1 I'm happy she's listed in the credits again on IMDB.

WAIT. Didn't season 2 of Hemlock Grove just drop? WEEKEND PLANS.