Is it just me, or does Clay Aiken's ad seem like an extended American Idol "Omg difficult background" tape. He is going to need a lot of money and a lot of luck to win in North Carolina though.

That Clay Aiken ad just made me LOL.

Am I the only one who didn't see anything painfully bad about it?

We'll have to agree to disagree there.

I don't think she's fishing for sympathy. Everyone can use time to recharge. Unfortunately, most people can't afford it, but that doesn't mean she's being tone-deaf in mentioning hers.

I don't find it hard to have sympathy for someone who is more privileged than me. I acknowledge that some people have the kind of life that I will never have, but that doesn't mean that they don't have problems or that we should toss away their problems just because they have millions. Everyone has problems, everyone…

Well, no, of course not. Vanessa Paradis isn't sexy because she's French. She's sexy because she's Vanessa fucking Paradis.

Et réciproquement

"Anna Kendrick? Pffft. Her whole, 'funny, talented, cute' persona is obviously an act and I'm sick of it.'"

She's not saying she has the experience everyone has. She's saying that she's worked hard, filmed a ton of movies, done a ton of press junkets, and is ready for some time off without a camera in her face.

She's totally, like, one of the top five DJs in the world.

"classless" is the word white people tend to use when they can't say nigger, have been called out for using thug, and can't reasonably say talentless.

The joke is that she didn't go to the Grammys, hence the Rihanna-less red carpet pic.

Jessica Lange is the mother-fucking best. No contest.

OMG KNOTTY PINE

Supreme means it comes with sour cream.

That knotty pine line was my favorite part of the whole episode.

My favorite line was, "Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch, who likes hard alcohol, big dicks, and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she offered the Grim Reaper a hand-job."

Ha! Yes, I am hoping the "knotty pine" scene makes it Jessica Lange's Emmy reel. Pure magic.

Coven had so many wonderful visuals and one-liners, but the overall plot (and Supreme reveal) was weaker than Zach Braff's chin.