That makes them the only people that have gone to Floridita

Myrtle is the Supreme of my heart.

If I was Sherri, I'd be so embarrassed that I would go find the edge of the Earth and hurl myself off it in shame.

Yep, this one is definitely my favourite too.

Everybody makes a fuss about Cameron Diaz because nobody can touch Carol Burnett. Let me ask you this: who can touch Ann Reinking?

the old one is fine and I haven't cleaned it in two years

You'd be amazed at how many times I got complimented for "getting healthy" and "taking better care of myself" when I was in the midst of a flaming eating disorder.

As any guy that reads Jezebel knows, we aren't supposed to come in and talk about men or men related things when the subject is women.

Those eyyyyes. Come to mama.

At least nobody is having a Chico's kind of day. Unless I missed someone sporting a leopard print sweater set and relaxed leisure pants?

Dior shouldn't be allowed to dress Jennifer Lawrence. Sam Claflin shouldn't be allowed to dress himself. Jena Malone shouldn't be allowed to do her own hair or makeup. Liam Hemsworth shouldn't be allowed to wear the same goddamn thing to every appearance. Does the boy even own a second suit?

Hell yeah!

Because I don't even know how to talk to you when you're like this.

There's a pizza place on O'ahu called Big Kahuna's where their Hawaiian pizza is topped with kalua pork, cabbage, and onions. SO ONO. They do have a ham and pineapple combo there, but they call it the "Haole" pizza. (For those not familiar with Hawaiian slang, haole = foreigner, and is normally code for "white…

Mmmmm...beer and Chicago pizza.

It's.... rosé.
Don't worry, they haven't learned how to make real wine

...yet.

the "best Rosé in the world,"

I dunno, I don't think I've ever seen my dog's attention drawn away from delicious food in front of her.