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You’re right. It was probably a settee.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Good. I’ll drive. We’ll need plenty of Michelob light and Cheetos for the trip.

Oh look, another Trump “joke.” It’s almost like Deadspin staffers don’t have the talent to write interesting articles without mocking that fool.

Oh my god I want that shirt.

I kinda want one of those. It would go great with my Nirvana t-shirt

I just can’t get over the fact that this wasn’t some accidental generation of the wrong state on a template - somebody had to sit down and actively design this with the wrong state from the beginning.

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

Not cool. My unemployed brother was a Poly Sci major

So they studied in a program where the curriculum was a joke? Where they barely attended classes yet still earned a degree?

Remember when you were racist if you thought Kaepernick was a flash in the pan? Ahhh, the good ole days of Deadspin.

Broncos: Hey we want you to come play for us, but we can only pay you “X”

KOWHNTAHPAOWYNT: FACK YOU

I’m almost certain that having real dishware at your desk makes you more than an adequate man. I’ve been watching a co-worker drink out of the same disposable plastic cup for weeks.

This is never not funny.

“Just OK shirts”

Leave Tom alone, he has preseason baseball games to fap to.

Is that an empty bowl of mac & cheese next to your workstation